"Steve Freides" <[email hidden]> wrote
Quoted message said:"Delenn" <[email hidden]> wrote
Quoted message said:MFW is pretty lame these days. I'm going to give you a chance to play
doctor with my breast. Help me out if you can.
The new silicone ones seem pretty safe. Before and after jpegs would be
nice.
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A week ago I fell quite resoundingly onto cement. I sustained minor
injuries including a skinned knee and a bruised shoulder. But I also
noticed afterwards that the bottom of my ribcage on the right center
(below my breast) was sore to the touch. Sitting still doesn't hurt it
unless I breath very deeply.
Breathing is very overrated. Try a few days without it. The pain should be
gone.
Quoted message said:Quoted message said:So I figured I bruised a rib, whatever that means. But through-out the
week I get a stabbing-pulled-muscle sort of pain when I move my arm in
such a way as to use my lower chest muscles. It hurts unexpectly when I
roll over in bed, for example. Swimming, cycling and running don't hurt
it. Hugging my children hurts it.And today, over a week later, I'm in doing Nautilus (I know, I know, you
can beat me up about the overuse of machines later) and the Super
Pullover thing really kills me. Then I get on the seated row and pushing
my chest against the pad really kills me. Then I use the abdominal
crunch machine and that REALLY kills it. Now I'm confused about what's
wrong with me
A uncontrollable urge to continue to do things that hurt? Millions of years
of evolution go into your body's pain response to injury. A caveman would
have said to himself, "Og, Og hurt when lift rock. No lift rock for a while.
Have snusnu with Moog, maybe." But does a Vegas-hating Massechusettserianite
have as much sense as Og? NOOOOOOOO...
Quoted message said:Quoted message said:and it feels worse than ever.
Is it:
a.) some sort of bone bruise that can safely be ignored
b.) a toomah
d.) a muscle tear requiring rest (from breathing?)
c.) a pulmonary embolism about to wreak havoc on me
e.) jpegs of my breast required for further diagnosticsAssume I have excellent access to medical care as long as I go in already
knowing exactly what's wrong with me.If you'll forgive a serious answer, I once had a broken rib, or so my
doctor thought, but they never could find anything that looked broken on
the x-rays. My doctor explained to me that, first of all, not all broken
ribs are visible on x-rays and, second, that whether I'd broken a rib,
strained/torn an intercostal muscle or something else in that area, or
whatever else, the distinction wasn't important. You basically take it
easy, try to keep from making it worse, immobilize it a little or a lot as
need be for your comfort, and expect it to take a long time to heal.
Steve has found a non-moron doctor. Steve, post his name and address!
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And that's how it went for me - I still don't know exactly what I did but
it was painful in much the manner you describe and it was very slow to
heal. While it was healing, I just worked around it, doing what I could
with weights, which for some moves meant I had almost no limitations while
for others it meant I had to shelve them for a few weeks.If it matters, I broke/tore/sprained whatever through weeks of pretty
violent coughing while I had pneumonia, and mine was along the back and to
the side, not in the front.A good treatment is to get a rib brace, basically an ace bandage that's
about 8 inches wide or so. A surgical supply store would have them. If
you don't need it, then don't bother - I couldn't sleep unless I wore the
thing but managed to avoid using it during the day for the most part.
DANGER DANGER DANGER.
While immobilizing the rib cage can reduce pain, it can also lead to
respiratory problems FAR more serious that the original injury. Use such a
brace as little as possible. Better to maximize the use of pain meds, while
doing 10 really deep breaths every waking hour.
And snusnu with Moog. Very theraputic.
David