Re: Pop Quiz: What's wrong with Bob?

[Robert Peffers]

"Little Meow" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Aratzio wrote in news:[email protected]:
>
>> On Fri, 09 Dec 2005 23:20:35 GMT, Little Meow <[email protected]> got
>> double secret probation because:
>>
>>>Aratzio wrote in news:[email protected]:
>>>
>>>> On Fri, 09 Dec 2005 20:56:57 GMT, Little Meow <[email protected]> got
>>>> double secret probation because:
>>>>
>>>>>Aratzio wrote in news:[email protected]:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Fri, 09 Dec 2005 18:49:28 GMT, Little Meow <[email protected]>
>>>>>> transparently proposed:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Aratzio wrote in news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Fri, 09 Dec 2005 06:52:58 GMT, Little Meow <[email protected]>
>>>>>>>> transparently proposed:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Aratzio wrote in news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 09 Dec 2005 02:24:05 GMT, Little Meow <[email protected]>
> got
>>>>>>>>>> double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>smallfoot wrote in news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <[email protected]>,
> Aratzio
>>>>>>>>>moaned:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 09 Dec 2005 01:56:13 GMT, Little Meow <[email protected]>
>>>got
>>>>>>>>>>>>> double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >Robert Peffers wrote in news:dn9ivo$200$1
> @newsg1.svr.pol.co.uk:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> You want me to say something?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> ><snip stuff>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >Not really.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >Your silence speaks volumes...
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >volumes and volumes of silence.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >It lends you an aura of mystery, i.e.:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >"What is Bob trying to say?"
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >"Is Bob so eager to reply that he hits the send key before
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >he types his message?"
>>>>>>>>>>>>> >"Is Bob's empty expression and expression of emptiness?"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "When one looks into the abyss, bob looks back"
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I named my sphincter Bob.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>I believe that Mr. Bizzarro was implying that Bob is in the
>>>>>>>>>>>abyss, not that the abyss is named Bob.
>>>>>>>>>>>Therefore, Mr. Peffers is the substance that is held in
>>>>>>>>>>>check by your sphincter, and your sphincter is more correctly
>>>>>>>>>>>called a "bob hole".
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> OUTER FILTH USING MY LAST NAME IN A POAST!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I apologize.
>>>>>>>>>I forgot that you hold a trademark and copyright on your
>>>>>>>>>name. I shall forthwith order my soliciteur to direcque the
>>>>>>>>>exchequer of my accounts to send a courier with a checque
>>>>>>>>>to:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>A Bizzarro
>>>>>>>>>3434 E Beaver St. Apt E86
>>>>>>>>>Jacksonville, Fl 32202
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I admire your use of these proceeds, in conjunction with
>>>>>>>>>Toyota America, to help mentally challenged individuals
>>>>>>>>>gain self-esteem through participation in internet activities
>>>>>>>>>involving the sport of "drifting".
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Did you see Bill King was the top vote getter in the Fan portion of
>>>>>>>> the nominations for the 2006 Ford C. Frick Award?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I shall neither confirm or deny any knowledge of local Bay Area
>>>>>>>personalities in this blatant attempt to out me as member of
>>>>>>>the Board of Supervisors with too much time on my hands. I don't
>>>>>>>have too much time on my hands. I have to make time for posting
>>>>>>>by cancelling important appointments with important people.
>>>>>>>Right now, I'm supposed to be meeting with Daly about individual
>>>>>>>Superviser websites and whether we can allow controversial
>>>>>>>material to be hosted. Specifically, they are concerned that my
>>>>>>>links to those photos of Chuck and Tommy are just an attempt to
>>>>>>>pander to the gay community.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So you lied about your DD214 then?
>>>>>>
>>>>>No, pest. My DD214 really was destroyed in the 1973 fire.
>>>>>All the scores were 100%, except for the Math and Verbal
>>>>>portions, where I got extra credit (105%) for being the first one
>>>>>to ever defeat the Kobayashi Maru scenario.
>>>>
>>>> Wearing a kilt of course.
>>>>
>>>Of course. It was a tight leather kilt with laced sides.
>>>I looked gorgeous.
>>
>> Belle of the Ball?
>>
> I am inclined to respond with "Balls of the Belle!", but
> out of respect for Mr. Peffers' tender disposition, I shall
> leave this post blank.