Re: The tonsillitis diet



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JC Der Koenig

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And if you can't get tonsillitis, just stab yourself in the throat.

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You take stupid to a new level. -- MFW


"Ignoramus10474" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> What a great way to lose weight. I have tonsillitis (quinsy) right now
> and swallowing is very painful. Food does not interest me in the least
> and in the last 2 days, and also today, I have no interest in eating
> so far. Ate maybe 1/4 of my normal food quantity.
>
> --
> 223/172.6/180
 
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Marsha

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JC Der Koenig wrote:
> And if you can't get tonsillitis, just stab yourself in the throat.
>


That would eliminate all those dreadful choices at Christmas
parties, wouldn't it?

Marsha/Ohio
 
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Daniel Hoffmeister

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In alt.support.diet.low-carb JC Der Koenig <[email protected]> wrote:
> And if you can't get tonsillitis, just stab yourself in the throat.


And best wishes of the season to you, JC. And I hope Santa brought you
that better attitude we all asked him for on your behalf.

<Image of JC shouting up the chimney after discovering Santa had eaten a
plate of cookies left on the mantle: "No wonder you're fat, you loser!">

Dan
325/192/190
Atkins since 1/1/02 (yeah, it was a New Year's Resolution)
Besetting sins: good beer, German bread, and Krispy Kremes
 
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JC Der Koenig

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"Daniel Hoffmeister" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> In alt.support.diet.low-carb JC Der Koenig <[email protected]> wrote:
>> And if you can't get tonsillitis, just stab yourself in the throat.

>
> And best wishes of the season to you, JC. And I hope Santa brought you
> that better attitude we all asked him for on your behalf.
>
> <Image of JC shouting up the chimney after discovering Santa had eaten a
> plate of cookies left on the mantle: "No wonder you're fat, you loser!">
>


My attitude is already sublime.