Re: Ulock Justice.

[Dave Larrington]

iiiiDougiiii wrote:

[U-lock-o-thing]

I have been tempted, more than once, after being rammed, sideswiped, forced
into the kerb or otherwise obliged to take evasive action by some clueless
twunt in charge of a tin box, to do this:

o remove U-lock from bracket
o tap on clue less twunt's window
o in cod-Mafioso, accent, say "Ees your car? Preetty car!" while tapping
lock ominously against palm of hand

This is mostly because I rarely find myself in possession of a bulldozer and
a team of heavily-armed henchmen...

NB: We do not advocate criminal damage against anyone's stuff unless you are
certain you are bigger and/or can run faster than the owner. Signed: The
Mgt.

--
Dave Larrington - <http://www.legslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uk/>
I thought I saw his name on a jar of marmalade the other day, but when
I looked more closely, I saw it read 'thick cut'.

 

[Tony Raven]

Dave Larrington wrote:
> iiiiDougiiii wrote:
>
> [U-lock-o-thing]
>
> I have been tempted, more than once, after being rammed, sideswiped, forced
> into the kerb or otherwise obliged to take evasive action by some clueless
> twunt in charge of a tin box, to do this:
>
> o remove U-lock from bracket
> o tap on clue less twunt's window
> o in cod-Mafioso, accent, say "Ees your car? Preetty car!" while tapping
> lock ominously against palm of hand
>

Say again how that neenah ended up upside down the other day ;-)


--
Tony

"I did make a mistake once - I thought I'd made a mistake but I hadn't"
Anon

 

[dkahn400]

Tony Raven wrote:
> Dave Larrington wrote:

> > o in cod-Mafioso, accent, say "Ees your car? Preetty car!"
> > while tapping lock ominously against palm of hand
>
> Say again how that neenah ended up upside down the other day ;-)

ISTR it was a non-neenah, or it least it wasn't in the act of neenahing
immediately prior to its inversion.

--
Dave...