"pmhilton" <
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> Edward Dolan wrote:
>
>>
>> No, you opened the matter by having a very strange name.
>
> You are the only "person" in over 62 years to find my name, which is of
> very ovbious and very commonplace British Isles derivaton, "strange."
> While you declaim it as "strange," it strangely seems central to your
> strange, possibly psychotic, maunderings which ludicrously seek to turn
> the messenge in upon itself. Your violations of logic and proper discourse
> are not even so challenging as Mikey's; this is possibly because you have
> only vommited yourself upon these groups recently and thereby lack the
> familiarity with infinite regress which only time can provide.
PMHilton is a very strange name, not to say an odd name indeed. Maybe if you
had a first and/or middle name it would not be so weird, but PM? I urge you
to get an acceptable first name like Edward. Then you can perhaps be Great
like I am.
I have been on Usenet for over 3 years now and surely that is long enough to
become well acquainted with the essential idiocy of these so-called
newsgroups. Once in a blue moon someone will post a somewhat halfway
intelligent message, but 99% of all posts are obviously being done by
idiots.
The ways of Ed Dolan the Great are mysterious indeed. If you were a genius
like me you would understand what I am about, but since you are not, you
will forever remain dumfounded and at sea. I shall try not to be too cruel
to you as I suspect you are just a good natured but simple-minded fool.
>> I was once in London in another century in Feb. and it was so foggy I
>> could not see my hand in front of my face. All was light and bright by
>> the time I got to Paris. Of course, I never did stay in any Hilton
>> hotels, whether in foggy old London or bright and sunny Paris.
>
> I, too, was in London in another century - this can be documented.
> (Actually both London, England and London, Ontario; however, not whilst on
> the same journey.) I found there no difficulty in finding my way about
> either city nor today can see the minutest relevance between my quite
> ordinary name and the captial city of a Continental nation. I most
> certainlly was not led so bumblingly astray as to stumble unawares onto
> The Continent.
London is a very foggy city, which is why I do not have the foggiest notion
who Paris Hilton is. Why won't you tell me who she is since she has your
freaking last name? I suspect you are related and that you are ashamed of
her. Well, there is no accounting for our relatives.
I do not believe you were ever in London. Otherwise you would know that it
is very, very foggy there in the winter time. Hells Bells, I could not even
see my hand in front of my face. It was like pea soup and I almost choked to
death!
> You blather at interminable length of being "high" on Olympus conversing
> with anthropomorphic figmentations who are uniformly represented
> throughout history as bickering, ill-behaved infants who have little to
> do - when not squabbling amongst themsleves - than being tiresomely
> meddlesome in human affairs, often in a scurrilous and venal manner. I can
> readily see the "high" in your alledged experience. There have been as yet
> no documentable delineations of the anthropomorphic beings rumored to
> reside there and amongst whom you voiciferously claim to reside. By the
> same token there have been centuries of documentation purporting to
> describe the infantile, egocentric, anthrophobic and internecine silliness
> to be found there. These qualities present themselves clearly and
> abundantly in your own comments relating to yourself.
I can see that Hilton doesn't believe in the Gods. He should for after all
they were created in the image of man.
> In counter of all this, I can offer a gedcom-format genealogy of my family
> which will firmly document my lineage descended from Alfred The Great and
> his House as well as the 11th Century Frankish interlopers. Genealogists
> term this "a foot in both camps" but such is of minor consequence. Of
> greater moment is that these connections are documented & verifiable
> whereas yours are not documentable and cannot be documented outside
> psychopathic (drug induced?) episodes. You, Timothy Leary and Lord Byron
> perhaps have much in common.
But you come unto these newsgroups as little old pmhilton. No, there is just
no way you can be Great. Everything about you says that you are a pip-squeak
and most likely come from a long line of pip-squeaks. Well, it is no
disgrace not to be Great like I am. After all, there is only so much room in
the world for us Great Ones.
> Save your disjointed, interneceine blither-blather. In a few hours I will
> be on a vacation trip and my filters are such that your items on these
> threads will expire far sooner than my anticipated return. I am and will
> remain beyond your scatalogical and scurrilous sciolism. Your mindless,
> meaningless maunderings may be seen - but much more likely avoided - by
> others. I should not be in the lest surprised to learn that, except for
> Mad Mikey, I am the final person to filter you from my cybersphere.
Sciolism I do not know, but the rest of your nonsense is almost on a par
with mine. But I am Greater than you are because I do not come unto these
newsgroups as emdolan. God, how revolting could I get! I am not capable of
that kind of humility. No, I am Edward Dolan and I am Ed Dolan the Great and
I am Saint Edward the Great. You are nothing next to all of that.
> Peter Hilton "of The Strange name"
So you do have a first name after all. Then why not use it instead of that
pitiful pm business?
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota