Re: What would Jaysuss ride? (Was: too damned long to remember)

[Bill Sornson]

Neil Brooks wrote:
> [email protected] wrote:
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> [Sssssssnip]
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> What Would Jesus Ride?

Too easy.

{pause}

A CROSS BIKE, of course.

(With Slime for those...thorns.)

As Mike V@ndem@n would say, "It's obvious! Duh!"

 

[Leonard Migliore]

In article <[email protected]>,
"Bill Sornson" <[email protected]> wrote:

> Neil Brooks wrote:
> > [email protected] wrote:
> >
> > [Sssssssnip]
> >
> > What Would Jesus Ride?
>
> Too easy.
>
> {pause}
>
> A CROSS BIKE, of course.
>
> (With Slime for those...thorns.)
>
> As Mike V@ndem@n would say, "It's obvious! Duh!"
>
>

The pitch was hanging but man, you got all of it.

 

[Mike Kruger]

"Bill Sornson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Neil Brooks wrote:
> > [email protected] wrote:
> >
> > [Sssssssnip]
> >
> > What Would Jesus Ride?
>
> Too easy.
>
> {pause}
>
> A CROSS BIKE, of course.
>
> (With Slime for those...thorns.)
>
You nailed that setup line!

Of course, no religious person would ride a VooDoo bike, or
one of the other "Evil Bikes" on Sheldon Brown's list:
http://sheldonbrown.com/evilbike.html