Reach out and touch faith

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by roadhouse, Jun 15, 2010.

  1. roadhouse

    roadhouse New Member

    Aug 2, 2009
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    Researching a book on American churches, the author visited a San Francisco cathedral and noticed a golden telephone on the wall with a sign: $10,000 per minute.
    "It's a direct line to heaven," the pastor explained. "For that price, a caller can speak to God personally."
    The author noticed similar phones with $10,000 price tags at many other churches-in Boise, Minneapolis, Chicago, Denver. When he got to Dallas, he saw a golden phone, but this time the sign said 25 cents per minute.
    He asked the pastor, "Reverend, I've found golden phones with direct lines to heaven, but they all cost $10,000. How come yours is only 25 cents?"
    "Well, son, you're in Texas now," the pastor replied. "From here, it's a direct call."