:blush: Why, of course, who needs human error when you can have technological "convenience"? Why rely on your own instincts and abilities when you can trust a machine to do the thinking for you? And why, pray tell, would you want to avoid accidents in the first place when you can have the joy of reliving them in crystal clear detail?
Surely, it's better to be safe than sorry. That's why we should all invest in the latest cycling gadgets, even if they do malfunction or give us false alarms. After all, what's a little inconvenience compared to the peace of mind that comes with knowing you've got every layer of safety covered?
And let's not forget about the added bonus of being able to record our rides for posterity. Who wouldn't want to relive the thrill of getting caught in traffic or the joy of a flat tire? It's like having your very own cycling reality show, minus the fame and fortune.
So go ahead, my friends, strap on your gadgets and hit the road. Just remember, it's all about the journey, not the destination. And if you happen to crash along the way, at least you'll have a recording to show for it. XD