DUDE my dad knew a guy who was flying a plane to his mom's
house (or something), and he had a cake in a box, and the
security was making a big deal (this was in the 80's,
though, before everyone was afraid of terrorists). So they
put the box in the X-Ray machine, and the security guy said,
"That looks like a good cake." Or something. And my dad's
friend, always the joker, replied with, "Yeah, but it's kind
of hard to cut since there's a gun in the middle of it." So
they arrested him, took the cake somewhere isolated and blew
it up. All because he wanted to give his mom a cake.
Sorry about the threadjacking.
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