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Alright, let's keep all the redneck jokes in here. I'll start.
Q: What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies?
A: "Hey y'all, watch this!"
Two rednecks decide to get married. After the wedding, they drive to a motel, where the bride puts on a negligee and says "Be gentle with me, I'm a virgin".
At this point the groom bursts into tears. He runs out of the motel, jumps in his ute and goes home.
Upon hearing the story, the groom's father pats him on the back and says "Don't worry, son. You did good. If she aint good enough for her own family, she aint good enough for ours!"
Q: What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies?
A: "Hey y'all, watch this!"
Two rednecks decide to get married. After the wedding, they drive to a motel, where the bride puts on a negligee and says "Be gentle with me, I'm a virgin".
At this point the groom bursts into tears. He runs out of the motel, jumps in his ute and goes home.
Upon hearing the story, the groom's father pats him on the back and says "Don't worry, son. You did good. If she aint good enough for her own family, she aint good enough for ours!"