Repost: The Cult of AM-B

Cult of AM-B

Look into my eyes, what do you see? Cult of AM-B I know your anger, I know your dreams I've been
everything you want to be I'm the Cult of AM-B Like Mussolini and Kennedy I'm the Cult of AM-B Cult
of AM-B Cult of AM-B Helmet lights, a booby prize The keyboard speaks, the reflection lies You don't
have to follow me Only you can set me free I rag the things you need to be I'm the smiling face on
webtv I'm the Cult of AM-B I exploit you still you love me I tell you one and one makes three I'm
the Cult of AM-B Like Joseph Stalin Gandhi I'm the Cult of AM-B Cult of AM-B Cult of AM-B Helmet
lights, a booby prize A newbie speaks, a newbie dies You don't have to follow me Only you can set
you free You gave me fortune You gave me fame You gave me power in Usenet's name I'm every person
you loathe to be I'm the Cult of AM-B

JD

 

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In article <[email protected]>, [email protected] (JD) wrote:

> Cult of AM-B
>
> Look into my eyes, what do you see? Cult of AM-B

With all these tunes surfacing again K-tel may have to issue a AM-B greatest hits compilation CD...I
can see the late night ads already... "AM-B SPINS the Hits you used to Huck with"

Paul or not

 

JD wrote:

> Cult of AM-B
>
> Look into my eyes, what do you see? Cult of AM-B I know your anger, I know your dreams I've been
> everything you want to be I'm the Cult of AM-B Like Mussolini and Kennedy I'm the Cult of AM-B
> Cult of AM-B Cult of AM-B Helmet lights, a booby prize The keyboard speaks, the reflection lies
> You don't have to follow me Only you can set me free I rag the things you need to be I'm the
> smiling face on webtv I'm the Cult of AM-B I exploit you still you love me I tell you one and one
> makes three I'm the Cult of AM-B Like Joseph Stalin Gandhi I'm the Cult of AM-B Cult of AM-B Cult
> of AM-B Helmet lights, a booby prize A newbie speaks, a newbie dies You don't have to follow me
> Only you can set you free You gave me fortune You gave me fame You gave me power in Usenet's name
> I'm every person you loathe to be I'm the Cult of AM-B
>
> JD

Jerry please stop this before I sick the dogs on you.

Jimbo... less music, more riding...(san)

 

"JD" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
| Cult of AM-B

<snip - with applause>

| JD

Now to spin one of my own - Styx "Too Much Time on My Hands"

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"Ground Control©" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:rTy%[email protected]...
| "JD" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
| | Cult of AM-B
|
| <snip - with applause>
|
| | JD
|
| Now to spin one of my own - Styx "Too Much Time on My Hands"

I'm sittin on this shop stool, torquing like a damned fool got the allen wrench screws blues And
I've given up hope on installing these Hopes Need a bottle of Blue Goo

Is it any wonder I get greasy, Is it any wonder I don't use Var-sol? Well I'm so tired of lubing -
I've got so much to do and no time to do it. I'd work on my crusier but it's dark outside and I
have no night ride gear. Is it any wonder bike ads aren't subliminal? Is it any wonder I can't
grind a rail?

Is is any wonder I've got TOO MUCH GRIME ON MY HANDS, white lightnings drippin away from my
fingertips I've got TOO MUCH GRIME ON MY HANDS Time clock's tickin away from me TOO MUCH GRIME ON MY
HANDS, TOO MUCH GRIME ON MY HANDS TOO MUCH GRIME ON MY HANDS.

Well, I'm a TREK fuel genius - I can solve the shifting problems Without even trying I have dozens
of barends and the fun never ends That is, as long as they're buying Is it any wonder I'm not the
owner (He's not the owner) Is it any wonder I'm not self employed?

Is is any wonder I've got TOO MUCH GRIME ON MY HANDS, white lightnings drippin away from my
fingertips I've got TOO MUCH GRIME ON MY HANDS Time clock's tickin away from me TOO MUCH GRIME ON MY
HANDS, TOO MUCH GRIME ON MY HANDS TOO MUCH GRIME ON MY HANDS.

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[email protected] (JD) wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> Cult of AM-B
>
> Look into my eyes, what do you see? Cult of AM-B I know your anger, I know your dreams I've been
> everything you want to be I'm the Cult of AM-B Like Mussolini and Kennedy I'm the Cult of AM-B
> Cult of AM-B Cult of AM-B Helmet lights, a booby prize The keyboard speaks, the reflection lies
> You don't have to follow me Only you can set me free I rag the things you need to be I'm the
> smiling face on webtv I'm the Cult of AM-B I exploit you still you love me I tell you one and one
> makes three I'm the Cult of AM-B Like Joseph Stalin Gandhi I'm the Cult of AM-B Cult of AM-B Cult
> of AM-B Helmet lights, a booby prize A newbie speaks, a newbie dies You don't have to follow me
> Only you can set you free You gave me fortune You gave me fame You gave me power in Usenet's name
> I'm every person you loathe to be I'm the Cult of AM-B
>
> JD

Ouch. Anybody want to write up something Dead Kennedy's style for "Holiday In Victoria" regarding
Ollie Wigg's latest post?

I'll start:

So balls have been blue for a year or two, And you're shrivelled where you once stood tall. You read
the reports support those saddles with grooves, And you said "That's just hype and that's all!" Got
koolstop brake pads but petrified nads, And less cream than an Oreo, Braggin that on your last ride
you got to feel the flow, Yet you'll never get a rise no mo'.

It's time to realize what you most fear! Blue pills will not help you here! Brace yourself, you
castrated steer!

It's a holiday in Victoria! With Ozzies it it rife! It's a holiday in Victoria! Say bye-bye to
your wife!

...

I think that's enough for now.

/s has a spectacularly healthy perineum, thanks

 

"Nelson Binch" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> "Ground Control©" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:rTy%[email protected]...
> | "JD" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
> | | Cult of AM-B
> |
> | <snip - with applause>
> |
> | | JD
> |
> | Now to spin one of my own - Styx "Too Much Time on My Hands"
>
> I'm sittin on this shop stool, torquing like a damned fool got the allen wrench screws blues And
> I've given up hope on installing these Hopes Need a bottle of Blue Goo
>
> Is it any wonder I get greasy, Is it any wonder I don't use Var-sol? Well I'm so tired of lubing -
> I've got so much to do and no time to do it. I'd work on my crusier but it's dark outside and I
> have no night ride
gear.
> Is it any wonder bike ads aren't subliminal? Is it any wonder I can't grind a rail?
>
> Is is any wonder I've got TOO MUCH GRIME ON MY HANDS, white lightnings drippin away from my
> fingertips I've got TOO MUCH GRIME ON MY HANDS Time clock's tickin away from me TOO MUCH GRIME ON
> MY HANDS, TOO MUCH GRIME ON MY HANDS TOO MUCH GRIME ON MY HANDS.
>
> Well, I'm a TREK fuel genius - I can solve the shifting problems Without even trying I have dozens
> of barends and the fun never ends That is, as long as they're buying Is it any wonder I'm not the
> owner (He's not the owner) Is it any wonder I'm not self employed?
>
> Is is any wonder I've got TOO MUCH GRIME ON MY HANDS, white lightnings drippin away from my
> fingertips I've got TOO MUCH GRIME ON MY HANDS Time clock's tickin away from me TOO MUCH GRIME ON
> MY HANDS, TOO MUCH GRIME ON MY HANDS TOO MUCH GRIME ON MY HANDS.
>
>
>
>
> ---
> __o _`\(,_ Cycling is life, (_)/ (_) all the rest, just details. Nelson Binch =^o.o^=
> http://intergalax.com
>
> Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.449 / Virus Database: 251
> - Release Date: 1/27/2003
>
>
> ---
> __o _`\(,_ Cycling is life, (_)/ (_) all the rest, just details. Nelson Binch =^o.o^=
> http://intergalax.com
>
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>

BRAVO, BRAVO!! Encore...

Dave( holding my BIC up High!)