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I got an email from one of Ride-A-Lots associates, who wants to remain
anonymous but is freaked out by Ride-A-Lots kooky'dom and feminism.
The person informed me that Ride-A-Lot, being totally in love with
tinker-bell (his bike, he named it tinker bell), doesn't want
tinker-bell to get stolen.
So is what Ride-A-Lot did, out of fear, was hire 4 guards to guard it
while he sleeps.
Ride-A-Lot upon seeing my posts about Mooseys, being on bike trails and
in the wild, then seeing those Mooses'ys, chase down that man and stomp
on his head, worrys that tinker-bell being his weapon, the Mooseys will
dress up in ninja suits at night, and sneak into the house to steal
tinker-bell.
So Ride-A-Lot, also known as "Mitchel Sprinkler", bought 4 G.I. Joe
dolls, LMAO, and not liking their boot colors or machine gun colors,
bought a can of pink spray paint, painted their boots and MG's pink.
Better yet, Ride-A-Lot being sexually infatuated with Evil Knevil also
had gay penguin squadron member MattB sew up some Evil Knevil tights,
and put those on the dolls instead of the combat uniforms that came
with them.
Is what Ride-A-Lot does just before bed, is lay the bike down in the
middle of the living room, and he positions each G.I. Joe doll at each
point of direction, north south east west.
Ride-A-Lot figures the Mooseys won't even dare to try to combat the
G.I. Joe Kung Fu grip dolls in their Evil Knevil tights, because G.I.
Joe is an American legend and all Mooses fear G.I. Joe.
I wish we could get this on film and put it on the internet. We'd win
awards. Also, I noticed that Ride-A-Lot removed the picture off of his
website of him being in the Evil Knevil tights. Gee, I wonder why...
anonymous but is freaked out by Ride-A-Lots kooky'dom and feminism.
The person informed me that Ride-A-Lot, being totally in love with
tinker-bell (his bike, he named it tinker bell), doesn't want
tinker-bell to get stolen.
So is what Ride-A-Lot did, out of fear, was hire 4 guards to guard it
while he sleeps.
Ride-A-Lot upon seeing my posts about Mooseys, being on bike trails and
in the wild, then seeing those Mooses'ys, chase down that man and stomp
on his head, worrys that tinker-bell being his weapon, the Mooseys will
dress up in ninja suits at night, and sneak into the house to steal
tinker-bell.
So Ride-A-Lot, also known as "Mitchel Sprinkler", bought 4 G.I. Joe
dolls, LMAO, and not liking their boot colors or machine gun colors,
bought a can of pink spray paint, painted their boots and MG's pink.
Better yet, Ride-A-Lot being sexually infatuated with Evil Knevil also
had gay penguin squadron member MattB sew up some Evil Knevil tights,
and put those on the dolls instead of the combat uniforms that came
with them.
Is what Ride-A-Lot does just before bed, is lay the bike down in the
middle of the living room, and he positions each G.I. Joe doll at each
point of direction, north south east west.
Ride-A-Lot figures the Mooseys won't even dare to try to combat the
G.I. Joe Kung Fu grip dolls in their Evil Knevil tights, because G.I.
Joe is an American legend and all Mooses fear G.I. Joe.
I wish we could get this on film and put it on the internet. We'd win
awards. Also, I noticed that Ride-A-Lot removed the picture off of his
website of him being in the Evil Knevil tights. Gee, I wonder why...
