Ride-A-Lot is hilarious, hired guards for bike while sleeping

[miles todd]

On 2006-12-03 21:08:08 -0800, MattB <[email protected]> said:

> miles todd wrote:
>> On 2006-12-02 21:09:56 -0800, Ride-A-Lot <[email protected]> said:
>>
>>> miles todd wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 2006-12-02 16:16:15 -0800, [email protected] said:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> miles todd wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 2006-12-01 17:42:03 -0800, Ride-A-Lot <[email protected]> said:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> [email protected] wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Slack wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 01 Dec 2006 15:11:53 -0800, <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> LIBERACE queefed:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I got an email from one of Ride-A-Lots associates, who wants to remain
>>>>>>>>>>> anonymous but
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> <snip>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You really are a lying sack of **** aren't you?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> How about this? You drag your sorry ass to Gallup NM and try a little
>>>>>>>>>> racing. I'll drop the dime for your entry fee and I'll even get your
>>>>>>>>>> one day NORBA license waived. You're the tough "Black Diamond" trail
>>>>>>>>>> rider. Here's the link for the 2006 event.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> http://www.dawntilduskrace.com/
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> A spring race should give you plenty of time to train.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Think you can handle it? 12 hour's of single track, only one 200 yard
>>>>>>>>>> section of dirt road per 12.5 mile lap. Can you keep up with a 40
>>>>>>>>>> something year old on a single speed? I'll only be looking at 6 laps,
>>>>>>>>>> I'll be hard pressed to be in the top 10.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Come on mister "expert" mountainbiker. Time for you to put up or shut
>>>>>>>>>> up.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> R
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> http://www.dawntilduskrace.com/images/biker5.jpg That's some pretty stuff.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> If you look at the upper right of that picture you can see a step and 2
>>>>>>>> cairns ...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> http://www.dawntilduskrace.com/images/biker3.jpg
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> That is a close up of the same turn ... pretty good penalty for failure
>>>>>>>> if you drift wide.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> R
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Let's get Miles to do it. He'll try anything.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I am sooo there. I just have to figure out my schedule for this coming
>>>>>> year to see if I can squeeze it in.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Let me know if you are headed this way. I know the course, can hook you
>>>>> up with a place to stay, and if you want ot put together ... say
>>>>> "Team Whipsnake."
>>>>>
>>>>> R
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Save me a place. I'm coming to New Mexico.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> miles
>>>>
>>>
>>> Make sure you bring Bill. We don't want to miss the action.
>>
>>
>> In my defense, I actually only very rarely crash. In all the video
>> Bill has shot of me, he's only caught me hitting the dirt twice.
>> Here's the other: http://www.mtbbill.com/videos/OCST-Web.mpg
>>
>> Here's the video of the rest of the Infamous day:
>> http://www.mtbbill.com/videos/CarrizoGorgeWeb.mpg
>>
>>
>> miles
>>
>
> Well if you are going to do it, you may as well do it right!
>
> That looks like a cool event, but pretty far for me.
>
> Matt

Pretty far? Hell, you're in the next state over. It's two states away
for me, fer crissakes.

Sheesh.


miles

 

[GeeDubb]

"miles todd" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:2006120321442316807-milestodd@gmailcom...
> On 2006-12-03 21:08:08 -0800, MattB <[email protected]> said:
>
>> miles todd wrote:
>>> On 2006-12-02 21:09:56 -0800, Ride-A-Lot <[email protected]>
>>> said:
>>>
>>>> miles todd wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 2006-12-02 16:16:15 -0800, [email protected] said:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> miles todd wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On 2006-12-01 17:42:03 -0800, Ride-A-Lot
>>>>>>> <[email protected]> said:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> [email protected] wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Slack wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 01 Dec 2006 15:11:53 -0800, <[email protected]>
>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> LIBERACE queefed:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I got an email from one of Ride-A-Lots associates, who wants to
>>>>>>>>>>>> remain
>>>>>>>>>>>> anonymous but
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> <snip>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> You really are a lying sack of **** aren't you?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> How about this? You drag your sorry ass to Gallup NM and try a
>>>>>>>>>>> little
>>>>>>>>>>> racing. I'll drop the dime for your entry fee and I'll even get
>>>>>>>>>>> your
>>>>>>>>>>> one day NORBA license waived. You're the tough "Black Diamond"
>>>>>>>>>>> trail
>>>>>>>>>>> rider. Here's the link for the 2006 event.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.dawntilduskrace.com/
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> A spring race should give you plenty of time to train.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Think you can handle it? 12 hour's of single track, only one 200
>>>>>>>>>>> yard
>>>>>>>>>>> section of dirt road per 12.5 mile lap. Can you keep up with a
>>>>>>>>>>> 40
>>>>>>>>>>> something year old on a single speed? I'll only be looking at 6
>>>>>>>>>>> laps,
>>>>>>>>>>> I'll be hard pressed to be in the top 10.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Come on mister "expert" mountainbiker. Time for you to put up or
>>>>>>>>>>> shut
>>>>>>>>>>> up.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> R
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> http://www.dawntilduskrace.com/images/biker5.jpg That's some
>>>>>>>>>> pretty stuff.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> If you look at the upper right of that picture you can see a step
>>>>>>>>> and 2
>>>>>>>>> cairns ...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> http://www.dawntilduskrace.com/images/biker3.jpg
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> That is a close up of the same turn ... pretty good penalty for
>>>>>>>>> failure
>>>>>>>>> if you drift wide.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> R
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Let's get Miles to do it. He'll try anything.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I am sooo there. I just have to figure out my schedule for this
>>>>>>> coming
>>>>>>> year to see if I can squeeze it in.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Let me know if you are headed this way. I know the course, can hook
>>>>>> you
>>>>>> up with a place to stay, and if you want ot put together ... say
>>>>>> "Team Whipsnake."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> R
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Save me a place. I'm coming to New Mexico.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> miles
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Make sure you bring Bill. We don't want to miss the action.
>>>
>>>
>>> In my defense, I actually only very rarely crash. In all the video Bill
>>> has shot of me, he's only caught me hitting the dirt twice. Here's the
>>> other: http://www.mtbbill.com/videos/OCST-Web.mpg
>>>
>>> Here's the video of the rest of the Infamous day:
>>> http://www.mtbbill.com/videos/CarrizoGorgeWeb.mpg
>>>
>>>
>>> miles
>>>
>>
>> Well if you are going to do it, you may as well do it right!
>>
>> That looks like a cool event, but pretty far for me.
>>
>> Matt
>
> Pretty far? Hell, you're in the next state over. It's two states away
> for me, fer crissakes.
>
> Sheesh.
>
>
> miles
>

****,, Miles couldn't even make it from San Diego to Palm Springs on
Sunday......

Gary (tongue in cheek, smiley, big grin)
I bailed, too.......

 

[MattB]

miles todd wrote:
> On 2006-12-03 21:08:08 -0800, MattB <[email protected]> said:
>
>> miles todd wrote:
>>
>>> On 2006-12-02 21:09:56 -0800, Ride-A-Lot
>>> <[email protected]> said:
>>>
>>>> miles todd wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 2006-12-02 16:16:15 -0800, [email protected] said:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> miles todd wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On 2006-12-01 17:42:03 -0800, Ride-A-Lot
>>>>>>> <[email protected]> said:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> [email protected] wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Slack wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 01 Dec 2006 15:11:53 -0800, <[email protected]>
>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> LIBERACE queefed:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I got an email from one of Ride-A-Lots associates, who wants
>>>>>>>>>>>> to remain
>>>>>>>>>>>> anonymous but
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> <snip>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> You really are a lying sack of **** aren't you?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> How about this? You drag your sorry ass to Gallup NM and try
>>>>>>>>>>> a little
>>>>>>>>>>> racing. I'll drop the dime for your entry fee and I'll even
>>>>>>>>>>> get your
>>>>>>>>>>> one day NORBA license waived. You're the tough "Black
>>>>>>>>>>> Diamond" trail
>>>>>>>>>>> rider. Here's the link for the 2006 event.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.dawntilduskrace.com/
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> A spring race should give you plenty of time to train.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Think you can handle it? 12 hour's of single track, only one
>>>>>>>>>>> 200 yard
>>>>>>>>>>> section of dirt road per 12.5 mile lap. Can you keep up with
>>>>>>>>>>> a 40
>>>>>>>>>>> something year old on a single speed? I'll only be looking at
>>>>>>>>>>> 6 laps,
>>>>>>>>>>> I'll be hard pressed to be in the top 10.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Come on mister "expert" mountainbiker. Time for you to put up
>>>>>>>>>>> or shut
>>>>>>>>>>> up.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> R
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> http://www.dawntilduskrace.com/images/biker5.jpg That's some
>>>>>>>>>> pretty stuff.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> If you look at the upper right of that picture you can see a
>>>>>>>>> step and 2
>>>>>>>>> cairns ...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> http://www.dawntilduskrace.com/images/biker3.jpg
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> That is a close up of the same turn ... pretty good penalty for
>>>>>>>>> failure
>>>>>>>>> if you drift wide.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> R
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Let's get Miles to do it. He'll try anything.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I am sooo there. I just have to figure out my schedule for this
>>>>>>> coming
>>>>>>> year to see if I can squeeze it in.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Let me know if you are headed this way. I know the course, can
>>>>>> hook you
>>>>>> up with a place to stay, and if you want ot put together ... say
>>>>>> "Team Whipsnake."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> R
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Save me a place. I'm coming to New Mexico.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> miles
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Make sure you bring Bill. We don't want to miss the action.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> In my defense, I actually only very rarely crash. In all the video
>>> Bill has shot of me, he's only caught me hitting the dirt twice.
>>> Here's the other: http://www.mtbbill.com/videos/OCST-Web.mpg
>>>
>>> Here's the video of the rest of the Infamous day:
>>> http://www.mtbbill.com/videos/CarrizoGorgeWeb.mpg
>>>
>>>
>>> miles
>>>
>>
>> Well if you are going to do it, you may as well do it right!
>>
>> That looks like a cool event, but pretty far for me.
>>
>> Matt
>
>
> Pretty far? Hell, you're in the next state over. It's two states away
> for me, fer crissakes.
>
> Sheesh.
>
>
> miles
>

I know, I know. But it's practically two states over because it's so far
South in NM. Northern NM is pretty accessible for me but the Southern
stuff take a little more effort to get to.
Can't they move it closer?

Matt

 

[LIBERATOR]

> >> Save me a place. I'm coming to New Mexico.
> >>
> >>
> >> miles
> >>
> >
> > Make sure you bring Bill. We don't want to miss the action.
>
> In my defense, I actually only very rarely crash. In all the video
> Bill has shot of me, he's only caught me hitting the dirt twice.
> Here's the other: http://www.mtbbill.com/videos/OCST-Web.mpg
>
> Here's the video of the rest of the Infamous day:
> http://www.mtbbill.com/videos/CarrizoGorgeWeb.mpg
>
>
> miles

You guys are pathetic pussys, and Miles is the latest champion *****. I
can't believe how lame and wimpy you are, why are you going slow over
small rock sections and trail that doesn't even have rocks?

I rampage right over this **** and this trail is beginner level, what
is wrong with you.

I advise you Todd Miles to fill out your Gay Penguin Squadron
application immediately, I know Ride-A-Lot will approve it
instantaneously.

ON an ending note, I saw a guy 63 years old on Apex, rampaging it, and
you guys are so pathetic compared to him. Then there was a guy on
Dakota Ridge, who was at least 60 years old, again, no slowness, no
fear, bah ha'd the trail like it was nothing, so for your info, Gay
Squadron Penguin applicant, you guys are wimpy little mushy men, an
insult to masculinity and aggressiveness, which is a male trademark and
should be celebrated.

I've seen women 53 years old ride far more aggressively than you, so
you little pink booted fairy, stop trying to impress me with your
feminism, and only post videos which are impressive attack of the
trail, you no skill having falling of a mountain putz.

 

[cc]

tom wrote:
> Ahh, yes, beautiful New Mexico. Now please stop feeding libby's ego,
> and spit the hook, okay? Tom
> cc wrote:
>> Slack wrote:
>>> On Fri, 01 Dec 2006 15:11:53 -0800, <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>>> LIBERACE queefed:
>>>>> I got an email from one of Ride-A-Lots associates, who wants to remain
>>>>> anonymous but
>>>> <snip>
>>> http://www.dawntilduskrace.com/images/biker5.jpg That's some pretty stuff.
>>> --Slack
>> wow.
>

the only thing worse then a troll is a net nanny. FOAD.

 

[miles todd]

On 2006-12-04 06:32:05 -0800, "GeeDubb" <[email protected]> said:
>>
>
> ****,, Miles couldn't even make it from San Diego to Palm Springs on
> Sunday......
>
> Gary (tongue in cheek, smiley, big grin)
> I bailed, too.......

I wish I could have. Talking to Bill, it seemed like a sweet weekend
of riding. Sunday's ride, though, was the only one I hadn't done
before, so that's the one I really wanted to hit.

Palm Canyon's a good ride, though. I've been browbeating Bill to do a
Sawmill/Palm mega-epic. Maybe in the spring, after the snow melts at
the top but before Palm Springs gets too hot...


miles

 

[GeeDubb]

"miles todd" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:2006120423452716807-milestodd@gmailcom...
> On 2006-12-04 06:32:05 -0800, "GeeDubb" <[email protected]> said:
>>>
>>
>> ****,, Miles couldn't even make it from San Diego to Palm Springs on
>> Sunday......
>>
>> Gary (tongue in cheek, smiley, big grin)
>> I bailed, too.......
>
> I wish I could have. Talking to Bill, it seemed like a sweet weekend of
> riding. Sunday's ride, though, was the only one I hadn't done before, so
> that's the one I really wanted to hit.
>
> Palm Canyon's a good ride, though. I've been browbeating Bill to do a
> Sawmill/Palm mega-epic. Maybe in the spring, after the snow melts at the
> top but before Palm Springs gets too hot...
>
>
> miles
>

Start looking for pictures on Bill's site and Pete's too.
Bill is talking about a PC ride in February and I'll thinking of leading the
B or C group (after this weekend, C is probably a good place for me......)
Now to figure out a way to eliminate the fire road section of Sawmill......
and come to think of it.....all those damn switchbacks that I walked!
Gary

 

[Ride-A-Lot]

GeeDubb wrote:
>
> "miles todd" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:2006120423452716807-milestodd@gmailcom...
>> On 2006-12-04 06:32:05 -0800, "GeeDubb" <[email protected]> said:
>>>>
>>>
>>> ****,, Miles couldn't even make it from San Diego to Palm Springs on
>>> Sunday......
>>>
>>> Gary (tongue in cheek, smiley, big grin)
>>> I bailed, too.......
>>
>> I wish I could have. Talking to Bill, it seemed like a sweet weekend
>> of riding. Sunday's ride, though, was the only one I hadn't done
>> before, so that's the one I really wanted to hit.
>>
>> Palm Canyon's a good ride, though. I've been browbeating Bill to do a
>> Sawmill/Palm mega-epic. Maybe in the spring, after the snow melts at
>> the top but before Palm Springs gets too hot...
>>
>>
>> miles
>>
>
> Start looking for pictures on Bill's site and Pete's too.
> Bill is talking about a PC ride in February and I'll thinking of leading
> the B or C group (after this weekend, C is probably a good place for
> me......) Now to figure out a way to eliminate the fire road section of
> Sawmill......
> and come to think of it.....all those damn switchbacks that I walked!
> Gary

Holy sh$t! What kind of pace were they keeping that you were in C group?

--
o-o-o-o Ride-A-Lot o-o-o-o
www.schnauzers.ws

 

[[email protected]]

MattB wrote:

<snip>

> I know, I know. But it's practically two states over because it's so far
> South in NM. Northern NM is pretty accessible for me but the Southern
> stuff take a little more effort to get to.
> Can't they move it closer?
>
> Matt

Cop out!

Gallup is in Northern New Mexico, physically and cuturally.

In decimal degrees ... 35.528N. Consider that the state runs from ~37N
to 31.33N . On the other hand, I'm down around 34.058N just ~.5 south
of central.

R

 

[GeeDubb]

"Ride-A-Lot" <mitchell@[NOSPAM]schnauzers.ws> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> GeeDubb wrote:
>>
>> "miles todd" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:2006120423452716807-milestodd@gmailcom...
>>> On 2006-12-04 06:32:05 -0800, "GeeDubb" <[email protected]> said:
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> ****,, Miles couldn't even make it from San Diego to Palm Springs on
>>>> Sunday......
>>>>
>>>> Gary (tongue in cheek, smiley, big grin)
>>>> I bailed, too.......
>>>
>>> I wish I could have. Talking to Bill, it seemed like a sweet weekend
>>> of riding. Sunday's ride, though, was the only one I hadn't done
>>> before, so that's the one I really wanted to hit.
>>>
>>> Palm Canyon's a good ride, though. I've been browbeating Bill to do a
>>> Sawmill/Palm mega-epic. Maybe in the spring, after the snow melts at
>>> the top but before Palm Springs gets too hot...
>>>
>>>
>>> miles
>>>
>>
>> Start looking for pictures on Bill's site and Pete's too.
>> Bill is talking about a PC ride in February and I'll thinking of leading
>> the B or C group (after this weekend, C is probably a good place for
>> me......) Now to figure out a way to eliminate the fire road section of
>> Sawmill......
>> and come to think of it.....all those damn switchbacks that I walked!
>> Gary
>
> Holy sh$t! What kind of pace were they keeping that you were in C group?
>
Fast.

MTBBILL said "This was one of the best weekends I have had in a long time.
Good riding,
good folks, and good beer from all over. It was great to see some old
friends and make some new ones."

The two trails we did Friday were ptp downhill tst and you've seen me and my
technical dh abilities so I was way behind being the cautious rider that I
am (and going at the peak of my abilities). I took very few photos since
most of the shots would have been a$$ shots!!! I look forward to helmet cam
from Spoke Junkie, Bomber on Friday's ride. Nobody shot video on Saturday
and several took stills on Sunday (while I posted a new land speed record
getting from PS to Phoenix)

On Saturday's epic I had to walk a lot of tech sections (fear of injury out
in bfe) so I was near the back of the group usually leading JD (sweeper) for
the first half of the ride. Fortunately about 20 miles into the ride
there's a climb after a 3 mile sand fest so I was able to take the lead for
about 15 minutes. The climb ended and the fun began on the Hahn Buena Vista
Trail which is mostly a more than gradual dh bench cut that just follows the
mountain side down. Best part of the ride.

But yeah, they had to wait for me.....a lot, so C group to be safe, B group
to be on edge, A group to get hurt!. Thankfully for me there were mucho
flats (everybody had at least one and a couple had multiples) and one broken
chain. Last year the four of us that did this ride had zero flats, go
figure.

Gary

 

[GeeDubb]

<[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> MattB wrote:
>
> <snip>
>
>> I know, I know. But it's practically two states over because it's so far
>> South in NM. Northern NM is pretty accessible for me but the Southern
>> stuff take a little more effort to get to.
>> Can't they move it closer?
>>
>> Matt
>
> Cop out!
>
> Gallup is in Northern New Mexico, physically and cuturally.
>
> In decimal degrees ... 35.528N. Consider that the state runs from ~37N
> to 31.33N . On the other hand, I'm down around 34.058N just ~.5 south
> of central.
>
> R
>

and an armpit of the Southern USA

Gary (JMO)

 

[MattB]

[email protected] wrote:
> MattB wrote:
>
> <snip>
>
>>I know, I know. But it's practically two states over because it's so far
>>South in NM. Northern NM is pretty accessible for me but the Southern
>>stuff take a little more effort to get to.
>>Can't they move it closer?
>>
>>Matt
>
>
> Cop out!
>
> Gallup is in Northern New Mexico, physically and cuturally.
>
> In decimal degrees ... 35.528N. Consider that the state runs from ~37N
> to 31.33N . On the other hand, I'm down around 34.058N just ~.5 south
> of central.
>
> R
>

Well ya never know. Maybe I'll show up. The event and terrain look
really cool. I think 12 hours might be a better timespan (vs. 24) to
ride too. Those 3:00 am laps really suck.

Matt

 

[LIBERATOR]

jj1075 wrote:
> VIBERATOR wrote:
>
> >>Dear Penguin Squad commander, I won't go until you show us film footage
> of you doing Deer Creek Canyon, Apex, and Mount Falcon. Until you do
> that, I will honor no challenges from you or any of your penguin squad
> soldiers.<<
>
> You just do those rock gardens because you're bald and rolly-polly.

You keep making fun of me I'm going to cry....

> You
> just like the way your gut trembles like Jell-O and the wind scattering the
> remnants of your hair when you head down. Why don't we ever hear about you
> riding up, eh chubster?

I ride up quite effectively and my bald head is used for morse code to
the martians on the moon. Don't make fun of my inch of flubber, I'll
start to think I'm Mitchel Sprinkler.

 

[[email protected]]

LIBERACE queefed:
> [email protected] wrote:
> > LIBERACE queefed:
> >
> > >
> > > You guys are pathetic pussys,
> >
> > <snip> chest thumping <snip>

<snip> chest thumping <snip>

> > Oh and BTW when are you going to post the trail at Mt. Flacon that has
> > 2000 ft of climbing in 2 miles. Remember this: "I climb over 2000 feet
> > in 2 miles on Mnt Falcon." Not only are you a coward, you are a lying
> > sack of ****.
>
> Uh, Falcon Press has two books that state exactly "in 2 miles you will
> climb 2000 feet, it is the only trail on Colorados front range that has
> that steep of an elevation". Want the name & author of the books, cutey
> pie? I have not yet seen you in your penguin outfit with your pink
> bootys, when do we get to see the photo?

Nope ... just try reading a topo sheet moron. Or you could check out
the website for the Openspace.

http://www.co.jefferson.co.us/openspace/openspace_T56_R16.htm

>
> > Castle trail has the greatest gain at 2095 ft., but it is a 10 percent
> > average grade over its ~4 miles.
>
> Castle, Parmalee, I rode them both and whipped them both.
>
> > Parmalee has some ~18 percent pitches, but entire trail both up and
> > down is only 2 miles.
>
> Well then, as THE BOOK SAID, AND I REITERATED, Falcon is the meanest
> per mile, DIP-STICK!

The autor is in the business of selling books dill hole! Why don't you
pull out a map and prove me wrong.

Get out and ride somewhere other than your "black diamond" sidewalks.
There are lots of "mean" trails out there.

>
> > You are a self-aggrandizing idiot.
>
> But I'm no fat gay penguin who can't ride a MTB like you, wimply little
> mushy man...


I never said you were. You are just uninformed and have a really big
mouth!


R

Take your Meds

 

[LIBERATOR]

Let me know when you want to ride Mnt Falcon with me.

[email protected] wrote:
> LIBERACE queefed:
> > [email protected] wrote:
> > > LIBERACE queefed:
> > >
> > > >
> > > > You guys are pathetic pussys,
> > >
> > > <snip> chest thumping <snip>
>
> <snip> chest thumping <snip>
>
> > > Oh and BTW when are you going to post the trail at Mt. Flacon that has
> > > 2000 ft of climbing in 2 miles. Remember this: "I climb over 2000 feet
> > > in 2 miles on Mnt Falcon." Not only are you a coward, you are a lying
> > > sack of ****.
> >
> > Uh, Falcon Press has two books that state exactly "in 2 miles you will
> > climb 2000 feet, it is the only trail on Colorados front range that has
> > that steep of an elevation". Want the name & author of the books, cutey
> > pie? I have not yet seen you in your penguin outfit with your pink
> > bootys, when do we get to see the photo?
>
> Nope ... just try reading a topo sheet moron. Or you could check out
> the website for the Openspace.
>
> http://www.co.jefferson.co.us/openspace/openspace_T56_R16.htm
>
> >
> > > Castle trail has the greatest gain at 2095 ft., but it is a 10 percent
> > > average grade over its ~4 miles.
> >
> > Castle, Parmalee, I rode them both and whipped them both.
> >
> > > Parmalee has some ~18 percent pitches, but entire trail both up and
> > > down is only 2 miles.
> >
> > Well then, as THE BOOK SAID, AND I REITERATED, Falcon is the meanest
> > per mile, DIP-STICK!
>
> The autor is in the business of selling books dill hole! Why don't you
> pull out a map and prove me wrong.
>
> Get out and ride somewhere other than your "black diamond" sidewalks.
> There are lots of "mean" trails out there.
>
> >
> > > You are a self-aggrandizing idiot.
> >
> > But I'm no fat gay penguin who can't ride a MTB like you, wimply little
> > mushy man...
>
>
> I never said you were. You are just uninformed and have a really big
> mouth!
>
>
> R
>
> Take your Meds

 

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GeeDubb wrote:
> "Ride-A-Lot" <mitchell@[NOSPAM]schnauzers.ws> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > GeeDubb wrote:
> >>
> >> "miles todd" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> >> news:2006120423452716807-milestodd@gmailcom...
> >>> On 2006-12-04 06:32:05 -0800, "GeeDubb" <[email protected]> said:
> >>>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> ****,, Miles couldn't even make it from San Diego to Palm Springs on
> >>>> Sunday......
> >>>>
> >>>> Gary (tongue in cheek, smiley, big grin)
> >>>> I bailed, too.......
> >>>
> >>> I wish I could have. Talking to Bill, it seemed like a sweet weekend
> >>> of riding. Sunday's ride, though, was the only one I hadn't done
> >>> before, so that's the one I really wanted to hit.
> >>>
> >>> Palm Canyon's a good ride, though. I've been browbeating Bill to do a
> >>> Sawmill/Palm mega-epic. Maybe in the spring, after the snow melts at
> >>> the top but before Palm Springs gets too hot...
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> miles
> >>>
> >>
> >> Start looking for pictures on Bill's site and Pete's too.
> >> Bill is talking about a PC ride in February and I'll thinking of leading
> >> the B or C group (after this weekend, C is probably a good place for
> >> me......) Now to figure out a way to eliminate the fire road section of
> >> Sawmill......
> >> and come to think of it.....all those damn switchbacks that I walked!
> >> Gary
> >
> > Holy sh$t! What kind of pace were they keeping that you were in C group?
> >
> Fast.
>
> MTBBILL said "This was one of the best weekends I have had in a long time.
> Good riding,
> good folks, and good beer from all over. It was great to see some old
> friends and make some new ones."
>
> The two trails we did Friday were ptp downhill tst and you've seen me and my
> technical dh abilities so I was way behind being the cautious rider that I
> am (and going at the peak of my abilities). I took very few photos since
> most of the shots would have been a$$ shots!!! I look forward to helmet cam
> from Spoke Junkie, Bomber on Friday's ride. Nobody shot video on Saturday
> and several took stills on Sunday (while I posted a new land speed record
> getting from PS to Phoenix)
>
> On Saturday's epic I had to walk a lot of tech sections (fear of injury out
> in bfe) so I was near the back of the group usually leading JD (sweeper) for
> the first half of the ride. Fortunately about 20 miles into the ride
> there's a climb after a 3 mile sand fest so I was able to take the lead for
> about 15 minutes. The climb ended and the fun began on the Hahn Buena Vista
> Trail which is mostly a more than gradual dh bench cut that just follows the
> mountain side down. Best part of the ride.
>
> But yeah, they had to wait for me.....a lot, so C group to be safe, B group
> to be on edge, A group to get hurt!. Thankfully for me there were mucho
> flats (everybody had at least one and a couple had multiples) and one broken
> chain. Last year the four of us that did this ride had zero flats, go
> figure.
>
> Gary

Hahaha, C Group, hahahahaha, LMAO, what a bunch of wusses....

 

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GeeDubb wrote:
> "Ride-A-Lot" <mitchell@[NOSPAM]schnauzers.ws> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > GeeDubb wrote:
> >>
> >> "miles todd" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> >> news:2006120423452716807-milestodd@gmailcom...
> >>> On 2006-12-04 06:32:05 -0800, "GeeDubb" <[email protected]> said:
> >>>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> ****,, Miles couldn't even make it from San Diego to Palm Springs on
> >>>> Sunday......
> >>>>
> >>>> Gary (tongue in cheek, smiley, big grin)
> >>>> I bailed, too.......
> >>>
> >>> I wish I could have. Talking to Bill, it seemed like a sweet weekend
> >>> of riding. Sunday's ride, though, was the only one I hadn't done
> >>> before, so that's the one I really wanted to hit.
> >>>
> >>> Palm Canyon's a good ride, though. I've been browbeating Bill to do a
> >>> Sawmill/Palm mega-epic. Maybe in the spring, after the snow melts at
> >>> the top but before Palm Springs gets too hot...
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> miles
> >>>
> >>
> >> Start looking for pictures on Bill's site and Pete's too.
> >> Bill is talking about a PC ride in February and I'll thinking of leading
> >> the B or C group (after this weekend, C is probably a good place for
> >> me......) Now to figure out a way to eliminate the fire road section of
> >> Sawmill......
> >> and come to think of it.....all those damn switchbacks that I walked!
> >> Gary
> >
> > Holy sh$t! What kind of pace were they keeping that you were in C group?
> >
> Fast.
>
> MTBBILL said "This was one of the best weekends I have had in a long time.
> Good riding,
> good folks, and good beer from all over. It was great to see some old
> friends and make some new ones."
>
> The two trails we did Friday were ptp downhill tst and you've seen me and my
> technical dh abilities so I was way behind being the cautious rider that I
> am (and going at the peak of my abilities). I took very few photos since
> most of the shots would have been a$$ shots!!! I look forward to helmet cam
> from Spoke Junkie, Bomber on Friday's ride. Nobody shot video on Saturday
> and several took stills on Sunday (while I posted a new land speed record
> getting from PS to Phoenix)
>
> On Saturday's epic I had to walk a lot of tech sections (fear of injury out
> in bfe) so I was near the back of the group usually leading JD (sweeper) for
> the first half of the ride. Fortunately about 20 miles into the ride
> there's a climb after a 3 mile sand fest so I was able to take the lead for
> about 15 minutes. The climb ended and the fun began on the Hahn Buena Vista
> Trail which is mostly a more than gradual dh bench cut that just follows the
> mountain side down. Best part of the ride.
>
> But yeah, they had to wait for me.....a lot, so C group to be safe, B group
> to be on edge, A group to get hurt!. Thankfully for me there were mucho
> flats (everybody had at least one and a couple had multiples) and one broken
> chain. Last year the four of us that did this ride had zero flats, go
> figure.
>
> Gary

Hahaha, C Group, hahahahaha, LMAO, what a bunch of wusses....