RR: The real true a.m-b UK meet truth (not like that other one...) (Oh, it's a bit long, prolly...).

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  1. Cinder Girl

    Cinder Girl Guest

    "Shaun Rimmer" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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    > Cinder Girl <[email protected]> wrote in message
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    > > Well the general stereotype over here is that the Brits and the Irish
    can
    > > hold their liquor much better than we can. Its just a stereotype but
    I'm
    > a
    > > beer drinking girl myself and I've never met the Irish or Brit that
    > couldn't
    > > drink me under the table.
    >
    > Heh - what did they do when they got you there?
    >
    > ',;~}
    >
    >
    > Shaun aRe - <giggle!>
    >
    I go thru their pockets, snatch their watches, car keys and wedding rings and get the hell out!
     


  2. Cinder Girl

    Cinder Girl Guest

    "bomba" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
    > Cinder Girl wrote:
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    > > LAX, huh? Is the bar still there? I usually just steal the bar glasses
    but
    > > its nice when they give them to you ;)
    >
    > I've no idea. The last time I went through LAX, I wasn't even old enough to drink :)
    >
    > --
    > a.m-b FAQ: http://www.t-online.de/~jharris/ambfaq.htm
    >
    > a.bmx FAQ: http://www.t-online.de/~jharris/bmx_faq.htm
    >

    Hmmmmm.... I'll just have to keep it mind. I remember there was a Cheers bar somewhere where they
    put Cliff and Norm robots or some such thing. Then the real Cliff and Norm actors sued. I wonder if
    its the same place ....
     
  3. John G

    John G Guest

    Cinder Girl wrote:
    > I go thru their pockets, snatch their watches, car keys and wedding rings and get the hell out!

    Just steal the wedding ring. They will have enough trouble when they go home without it. ;-)
     
  4. Cinder Girl

    Cinder Girl Guest

    "John G" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
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    >
    > Cinder Girl wrote:
    > > I go thru their pockets, snatch their watches, car keys and wedding
    rings
    > > and get the hell out!
    >
    > Just steal the wedding ring. They will have enough trouble when they go home without it. ;-)
    >

    True story. I have a friend who lost his wedding ring at some place called 90 mile beach (NZ or
    Australia I think?). His wife sent him back out that night to look for it. All alone. In the dark.
    Searching an enormous pile of sand for a tiny ring. He never found it.
     
  5. John G

    John G Guest

    Cinder Girl wrote:
    > "John G" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
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    >>
    >>Cinder Girl wrote:
    >>
    >>>I go thru their pockets, snatch their watches, car keys and wedding
    >>
    > rings
    >
    >>>and get the hell out!
    >>
    >>Just steal the wedding ring. They will have enough trouble when they go home without it. ;-)
    >>
    >
    >
    > True story. I have a friend who lost his wedding ring at some place called 90 mile beach (NZ or
    > Australia I think?). His wife sent him back out that night to look for it. All alone. In the dark.
    > Searching an enormous pile of sand for a tiny ring. He never found it.

    We were out grouper fishing on my ex-boat and I was gutting and cleaning our catch .. I leaned over
    the rail to rinse my hands off, gave them a brisk shake and <plunk> my wedding ring slipped off my
    finger and descended to the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico.. I instanly dove in after it (boning knife
    in hand even) but it descended faster than I could.. Gone forever!

    SWMBO would not have believed it if she wasn't standing right next to me and saw the whole thing!
     
  6. Kathleen

    Kathleen Guest

    John G wrote:
    >
    >
    > Cinder Girl wrote:
    >
    >> "John G" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
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    >>>
    >>> Cinder Girl wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> I go thru their pockets, snatch their watches, car keys and wedding
    >>>
    >>>
    >> rings
    >>
    >>>> and get the hell out!
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Just steal the wedding ring. They will have enough trouble when they go home without it. ;-)
    >>>
    >>
    >>
    >> True story. I have a friend who lost his wedding ring at some place called 90 mile beach (NZ or
    >> Australia I think?). His wife sent him back out that night to look for it. All alone. In the
    >> dark. Searching an enormous pile of sand for a tiny ring. He never found it.
    >
    >
    > We were out grouper fishing on my ex-boat and I was gutting and cleaning our catch .. I leaned
    > over the rail to rinse my hands off, gave them a brisk shake and <plunk> my wedding ring slipped
    > off my finger and descended to the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico.. I instanly dove in after it
    > (boning knife in hand even) but it descended faster than I could.. Gone forever!
    >
    > SWMBO would not have believed it if she wasn't standing right next to me and saw the whole thing!
    >

    We went on a float trip with a some friends of ours who'd been married about two weeks.
    Dave dove into the water, his ring slipped off, and it was gone. In spite of being told it
    was a lost cause, he insisted on paying to rent scuba tanks so Dan and I could look for it.
    In 12 feet of murky Meramec river water, with a mud, rock and mussel shell bottom. We
    looked. It was very creepy and dark; I decided then and there that I was constitutionally
    unsuited to search and recover work. We found lots of other things, but no ring, and thank
    god, no dead bodies or giant catfish or anything like that, which was what I kept
    expecting, groping around down there in the half light. Dave decided to chalk the expense
    up to mental health - he needed to know he'd tried everything to get his ring back before
    he could start getting over it.

    Kathleen
     
  7. Michael Dart

    Michael Dart Guest

    "Cinder Girl" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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    > "Bill Wheeler" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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    > > On Wed, 26 Feb 2003 16:00:33 -0800, "Cinder Girl" <[email protected]> wrote:
    > > [snip]
    > > >
    > > >I usually just steal the bar glasses but its nice when they give them to you ;)
    > > >
    > >
    > > Damn, could this possibly be the perfect girl?
    > >
    > > Peace, Bill The mind serves properly as a window glass rather than as a reflector, that is, the
    > > mind should give an immediate view instead of an interpretation of the world.
    > > :-]
    >
    > Yep thats me! Just last weekend I told the hubby ... all these guys may
    be
    > staring at my see through shirt, but you're the only one who gets to drive me home, watch me trip
    > over all the stairs, stumble into bed, pass out and snore all night ;)
    >

    A truly fortunate man! ;^)

    Mike
     
  8. Cinder Girl

    Cinder Girl Guest

    "Michael Dart" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
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    > "Cinder Girl" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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    > > "Bill Wheeler" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    > > news:[email protected]...
    > > > On Wed, 26 Feb 2003 16:00:33 -0800, "Cinder Girl" <[email protected]> wrote:
    > > > [snip]
    > > > >
    > > > >I usually just steal the bar glasses but its nice when they give them to you ;)
    > > > >
    > > >
    > > > Damn, could this possibly be the perfect girl?
    > > >
    > > > Peace, Bill The mind serves properly as a window glass rather than as a reflector, that is,
    > > > the mind should give an immediate view instead of an interpretation of the world.
    > > > :-]
    > >
    > > Yep thats me! Just last weekend I told the hubby ... all these guys may
    > be
    > > staring at my see through shirt, but you're the only one who gets to
    drive
    > > me home, watch me trip over all the stairs, stumble into bed, pass out
    and
    > > snore all night ;)
    > >
    >
    > A truly fortunate man! ;^)
    >
    > Mike
    >
    And don't forget wake up and beg for coffee served in bed.
     
  9. Bill Wheeler

    Bill Wheeler Guest

    On Thu, 27 Feb 2003 13:50:32 -0500, "Michael Dart" <[email protected]> wrote:

    >>
    >> Yep thats me! Just last weekend I told the hubby ... all these guys may
    >be
    >> staring at my see through shirt, but you're the only one who gets to drive me home, watch me trip
    >> over all the stairs, stumble into bed, pass out and snore all night ;)
    >>
    >
    >A truly fortunate man! ;^)
    >
    >Mike
    >

    True, Bill The mind serves properly as a window glass rather than as a reflector, that is, the mind
    should give an immediate view instead of an interpretation of the world.
    :-]
     
  10. Shaun Rimmer

    Shaun Rimmer Guest

    Cinder Girl <[email protected]> wrote in message
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    > "Shaun Rimmer" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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    > > Cinder Girl <[email protected]> wrote in message
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    > >
    > > > Well the general stereotype over here is that the Brits and the Irish
    > can
    > > > hold their liquor much better than we can. Its just a stereotype but
    > I'm
    > > a
    > > > beer drinking girl myself and I've never met the Irish or Brit that
    > > couldn't
    > > > drink me under the table.
    > >
    > > Heh - what did they do when they got you there?
    > >
    > > ',;~}
    > >
    > >
    > > Shaun aRe - <giggle!>
    > >
    > I go thru their pockets, snatch their watches, car keys and wedding rings and get the hell out!

    You would not be capable of that kind of dexterity if I drank you under the table,Cinders ',;~}

    Shaun aRe
     
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