Running and Killex

Surf McBrowse said:

Don't you just hate it when you're zipping along, towards the end of
your run, lungs at full volume, and you run in to a cloud of poison
'cause some twit in golf shoes and black socks is spraying herbicide
all over his lawn? Must move out of suburbia one day ...

Surf

Especially some fat ass with a trigger spray touching up the weeds.
Sometimes they don't have socks or shoes on.

Surf McBrowse said:

Don't you just hate it when you're zipping along, towards the end of
your run, lungs at full volume, and you run in to a cloud of poison
'cause some twit in golf shoes and black socks is spraying herbicide
all over his lawn? Must move out of suburbia one day ...

Brooklyn, Surf!

The atmosphere chokes the weeds without need for additional chemicals,
and if you get sprayed it'll be with bullets not herbicide. It's
glorious!

Charlie Pendejo said:

Surf McBrowse said:

Don't you just hate it when you're zipping along, towards the end of
your run, lungs at full volume, and you run in to a cloud of poison
'cause some twit in golf shoes and black socks is spraying herbicide
all over his lawn? Must move out of suburbia one day ...

Brooklyn, Surf!

The atmosphere chokes the weeds without need for additional chemicals,
and if you get sprayed it'll be with bullets not herbicide. It's
glorious!

Entirely coincidental, I assume, but this is from today's New York Times:

"For Athletes, an Invisible Traffic Hazard"

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/12/fashion/12Fitness.html

jobs

p.s.: Why the "fashion" in the URL? Is running a fashion in NY?

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jobs said:

Entirely coincidental, I assume, but this is from today's New York Times:

"For Athletes, an Invisible Traffic Hazard"

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/12/fashion/12Fitness.html

Thank goodness, Christine Todd Whitman personally assures me the air
in NYC is just fine.

Quoted message said:

p.s.: Why the "fashion" in the URL? Is running a fashion in NY?

Why yes, jobs, running and fashion are practically synonymous here.

For instance this evening I modeled some of my new duds from the Bill
Rodgers clearance sale. I donned my "coolmesh" singlet in gold (this
is the singlet all singlets should be: an old-skool very open white
mesh, about 6 loops per inch, with a nipple-friendly nylon tricot
patch at chest level) and the "basic short" in royal (also quite nice,
very comfy and a touch skimpier and closer fitting than the average v-
notch though more substantial than splits).

To ensure the perfect match I wore my gold and blue Corsa Sette, of
stylish Italian design.

Don't just take my word for it: the nonverbal response from a number
of ladies was the most emphatic I've experienced on a run to date!
Henceforth I'm reserving this combo for slow recovery jogs, it being
far too difficult to flirt back at 7:15 pace. If y'all don't hear
from me for a few weeks you'll know it's because my superior New York
running fashion yielded results.