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  1. Response to dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    the *only* person IME who on seeing a
    trike for the first time has ever said straight away "So that's safer
    than a normal bike, then." was Isla St Clair. Sensible woman.

    And she is a relative of mine - I kid you not ;-) Second cousin or something
    like that.

    Well, that explains it, then, it's in the blood.

    --
    Mark, UK.

    On two occasions I have been asked [by members of Parliament], "Pray,
    Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right
    answers come out?" I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of
    confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.

  2. "David Martin" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...
    :

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    so all I have to do is boil the brussels & carve the meat!

    Noooo! Steam them gently until they think about being a bit soft. That's
    long enough (unless you got the monster sized ones which never cook


    right.)

    Quoted message said:


    Boiling non-root vegetables should be banned..

    Its not Christmas without soggy sprouts.

  3. dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers said:

    so all I have to do is boil the brussels & carve the meat!

    Noooo! Steam them gently until they think about being a bit soft. That's
    long enough (unless you got the monster sized ones which never cook right.)

    Boiling non-root vegetables should be banned..

    ...d

  4. David Martin said:
    dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers said:

    so all I have to do is boil the brussels & carve the meat!

    Noooo! Steam them gently until they think about being a bit soft. That's
    long enough (unless you got the monster sized ones which never cook right.)

    Boiling non-root vegetables should be banned..

    Wise words. I suspect the reason so many people claim to hate sprouts is
    that they've always been given the boiled-to-death version. A properly
    cooked sprout is delicious.

    --
    Dave...

    Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the
    future of the human race. - H. G. Wells

  5. Quoted message said:

    Boiling non-root vegetables should be banned..

    Obviously you can't do it correctly so they are not reduced to a mush ;-)

    Festive cheers, helen s

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  6. Quoted message said:

    So claims of a Geordie past are exaggerated?

    Oh no. I was born & brought up in Geordieland. However, the ancestral roots are
    part-Irish, part-Scot & part-German. I was not allowed to ever forget the
    Scottish part ;-)

    Cheers, helen s

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  7. dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers said:
    Quoted message said:

    Boiling non-root vegetables should be banned..

    Obviously you can't do it correctly so they are not reduced to a mush ;-)

    Get pan of water to boil, take sprout, say 'that is a pan of boiling
    water'. Sprout is now cooked.

    Enjoy

    ;-)

    ...d (off to peel sprouts ready for the morrow.)

  8. Mark McNeill <[email hidden]> wrote:

    | Response to Jon is Away!:
    | > Bizarre one this. I found that people gave me much more room when
    | > riding a trike.
    |
    | I think just about everyone finds this.

    Perhaps it's because they think you might possibly be Prof Pat Pending
    and about to metamorphose into a flying boat or something.

    --
    Patrick Herring, http://www.anweald.co.uk/ph.html

  9. David Martin said:
    dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers said:

    so all I have to do is boil the brussels & carve the meat!

    Noooo! Steam them gently until they think about being a bit soft.
    That's long enough (unless you got the monster sized ones which never
    cook right.)

    Boiling non-root vegetables should be banned..

    Sprouts can be lightly steamed in the back pocket during the ride, and
    instead of carving up a big bird, perch bite-size goslings atop Lumicycle
    35W lamps to roast nicely.

    ~PB

  10. Pete Biggs said:
    David Martin said:
    dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers said:

    so all I have to do is boil the brussels & carve the meat!

    Noooo! Steam them gently until they think about being a bit soft.
    That's long enough (unless you got the monster sized ones which never
    cook right.)

    Boiling non-root vegetables should be banned..

    Sprouts can be lightly steamed in the back pocket during the ride, and
    instead of carving up a big bird, perch bite-size goslings atop Lumicycle
    35W lamps to roast nicely.

    ~PB

    :-D

    And of course you've probably got spuds on the bike already...

    --

    Velvet

  11. in message <[email hidden]>,

    dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers (') said:

    Santa, is that you?

    I have no comment to make (besides envy).

    --
    [email hidden] (Simon Brooke) http://www.jasmine.org.uk/~simon/

    ;; Life would be much easier if I had the source code.

  12. dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers said:


    I am now the proud owner of a Trice Ice T.

    Oh, splendid! Welcome to the Dark Side :-)

    So does this mean you'll have to modify your logo to be "Fat Bird On A
    Trike" then <grin>

    <snippage>

    Quoted message said:


    p.p.s. Darth Kevin is a jolly and kind chappie.

    He is, isn't he? All the better to lure people to the way of the Sith
    :-)

    --
    Carol
    "Mmmmooooowooooff!" - the Moobark, "The Treacle People"

  13. Just zis Guy said:

    Blimey, three in one day - I've been reading too much Terry Pratchett,
    haven't I?

    It is not possible to read too much Terry Pratchett :-)

    --
    Carol
    "Mmmmooooowooooff!" - the Moobark, "The Treacle People"

  14. Dave Kahn said:

    Wise words. I suspect the reason so many people claim to hate sprouts is
    that they've always been given the boiled-to-death version. A properly
    cooked sprout is delicious.

    Quite agree. I could never stand sprouts until I started cooking them
    myself - previously I'd only had ones which had been boiled until they
    screamed for mercy and then boiled a bit more to be on the safe side.

    Having said that, I do boil mine, just not for very long.

    --
    Carol
    "Mmmmooooowooooff!" - the Moobark, "The Treacle People"

  15. On Sun, 26 Dec 2004 18:22:10 +0000, [email hidden] (Carol Hague)

    wrote in message : said:

    It is not possible to read too much Terry Pratchett :-)

    In aggregate, maybe, but within a defined period of time it
    undoubtedly is. Though not to anything like the same extent as with
    Robert Rankin.

    Guy
    --
    "then came ye chavves, theyre cartes girded wyth candels
    blue, and theyre beastes wyth straynge horn-lyke thyngs
    onn theyre arses that theyre fartes be herde from myles
    around." Chaucer, the Sheppey Tales

  16. Quoted message said:

    I have no comment to make (besides envy).

    Well if you ever come down to these foreign parts, Simon, I'll let you have a
    go ;-)

    Cheers, helen s

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  17. Quoted message said:

    So does this mean you'll have to modify your logo to be "Fat Bird On A
    Trike" then <grin>

    It'll be Fatbirdonatrikewithyouinatrice ;-)

    All I need now is a flag of flourescent pink, with a one-eyed black cat on it,
    and I'm sorted!

    Festive cheers, helen s

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  18. Just zis Guy said:

    On Sun, 26 Dec 2004 18:22:10 +0000, [email hidden] (Carol Hague)

    wrote in message : said:

    It is not possible to read too much Terry Pratchett :-)

    In aggregate, maybe, but within a defined period of time it
    undoubtedly is. Though not to anything like the same extent as with
    Robert Rankin.

    Well Rankin's not nearly as funny IMO. I forced myself to read all of
    _Armageddon, The Musical_ and got the impression that he was way too
    impressed with his own cleverness. _The Antipope_ was rather better
    though. And, to inject a smidgeon of on-topicness, it features Marchant
    the Wonder Bike :-)

    Jasper Fforde suffers a bit from "look how clever I am! " syndrome too,
    but not nearly as much as Rankin - plus he writes much more sympathetic
    characters which helps a lot.
    --
    Carol
    "Mmmmooooowooooff!" - the Moobark, "The Treacle People"

  19. Carol Hague said:

    Well Rankin's not nearly as funny IMO. I forced myself to read all of
    _Armageddon, The Musical_ and got the impression that he was way too
    impressed with his own cleverness. _The Antipope_ was rather better
    though. And, to inject a smidgeon of on-topicness, it features Marchant
    the Wonder Bike :-)

    I'd go along with that. Pratchett went through a phase when he wasn't so
    funny (IMHO) but seems to have reverted to form with the more recent
    books. Rankin seemed to be trying too hard to be funny, rather than
    creating characters and an environment that is in itself funny.

    ...d

  20. David Martin said:
    dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers said:

    so all I have to do is boil the brussels & carve the meat!

    Noooo! Steam them gently until they think about being a bit soft. That's
    long enough (unless you got the monster sized ones which never cook right.)

    Boiling non-root vegetables should be banned..

    ..d

    yep, steam them gently, then pour on plate and spinkle with crumbled
    Stilton or Brie ... enjoy

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