I got a ticket from a motorcycle cop setting in a school zone shoot radar at cars, there was slight maybe 2 or 3 percent grade so I was cruising at an unknown speed since I didn't have computer. I pass the cop not thinking about it next thing I know I hear a siren behind me, I look to see this guy motioning me over, so ok I pulled over, he tells me I was doing 32 mph in school zone and writes me up, I always carry my driver's license with me. I told him I had no idea how fast I was going, I'm on a bike with a speedometer, he says buy a speedometer. So I take it to court, the Judge and I had history due to all my car **** I use to do, so he looks at the ticket and just starts laughing his head off, he gets under control and reads the ticket out loud to the court with about 30 others waiting to be heard, everyone starts laughing. The Judge, still snickering about it, says to me: "Froze, it seems that no matter what you're driving you're going to go fast, but today you made my day, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time, case dismissed have a nice day, and try to slow down".
Then once, which I always use to try to find a way out of ticket using this method, I coming down a very steep grade doing about 50 mph, I see a 3 way stop and I'm teeing into it it, so I attempt to slow down, I got the speed scrubbed down to about 15 mph, saw no traffic at the stop signs so I run it sign, well there was a cop parked on the side of the road and he saw me do this deed, so he decides to pull me over, as I'm pedaling up a slight hill with a guard rail to my right I notice at the end of the guard rail there is a trail leading off into the woods. Mind you all, I'm on a bike with 21c tubular tires at the time, so a thought came to my brain, quite a common thought too which is why the judge knew me, I took the path on my bike with this cop yelling on the PA to stop, guess where that path led me to? to financial freedom! I rode that path for about a mile and it deposited me onto another road, from there I rode home never seeing the cop. There were some areas on that dirt trail I had to get off and walk over some rocky areas and broken tree debris, but I made it.