Second opinion

[kathybeast]

A lady brings her lifeless duck to the veterinarian. He examines the duck and
says "Ma'am, your duck is dead." The lady says "That can't be! Can't you do
something? Maybe he's just in a coma?" The veterinarian goes out of the room
and brings back a labrador retriever. The lab puts his nose to the duck and
sniffs a couple of times and shakes his head. Next, the veterinarian brings in
a cat. The cat hops up on the table and looks carefully at the duck from it's
head all the way to its feet. The cat shakes its head from side to side. The
veterinarian tells the lady "I'm very sorry but your duck is dead." He then
turns around to his computer and prints out a bill for $150. The lady is
appalled at the charge. He says to her "Well, if you would have taken my word
for it I would have only charged you $20. However, with the "lab" tests and the
"cat" scans I have to charge you $150."

 

[LottomagicZ4941]

from
http://com4.runboard.com/blifetheuniverseandeverything3.fmainchat.t11|offset=10

Marriage (Part III)
Husband (he's a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast
table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good
in bed either," and storms out of the house.
After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "what took you so long to answer the phone?"

She says, "I was in bed."

"In bed this early, doing what?"

"Getting a second opinion!"

 

[albertindian200]

Hahahaha Nice jokes friends

Albert

 

[LottomagicZ4941]

Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long.

No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't.
The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said:

Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patient and you won't be the last.

And you're single.

Just let it go..." But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, Whispering, "...


...Dave...











...you're a vet"!


Sheba..

found on
http://www.lotto649.ws/showthread.php?s=&threadid=5119

 

[wulawula]

A lady brings her lifeless duck to the veterinarian. He examines the duck and
says "Ma'am, your duck is dead." The lady says "That can't be! Can't you do
something? Maybe he's just in a coma?" The veterinarian goes out of the room
and brings back a labrador retriever. The lab puts his nose to the duck and
sniffs a couple of times and shakes his head. Next, the veterinarian brings in
a cat. The cat hops up on the table and looks carefully at the duck from it's
head all the way to its feet. The cat shakes its head from side to side. The
veterinarian tells the lady "I'm very sorry but your duck is dead." He then
turns around to his computer and prints out a bill for $150. The lady is
appalled at the charge. He says to her "Well, if you would have taken my word
for it I would have only charged you $20. However, with the "lab" tests and the
"cat" scans I have to charge you $150."

LOL! Great post