Senior Moments

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by HowardSteele, Sep 19, 2006.

  1. HowardSteele

    HowardSteele New Member

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    Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see
    over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an
    intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through. The
    woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it. I
    could
    have sworn we just went through a red light".


    After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red again.

    Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger
    seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned
    that she was losing it. She was getting nervous and decided to pay very
    close attention to the road and the next intersection.


    At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on
    through. So, she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred, did you
    know
    that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed
    us both!"

    Mildred turned to her and said,
    "Oh shit, am I driving?"
     
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  2. tumbleweed77

    tumbleweed77 New Member

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    lol.. that's pretty funny... I could see myself doing that in about 50 years from now....
     
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