BCW,
I've got to say after a long ride, I'm usually absolutely stuffed and my libido is not apparent, but if it's on offer, I give in and take it gracefully every time.
This may fit in here;
Two students were walking across campus when one said,
"Where did you get such a great bike?" The student replied, "Well, I
was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her
clothes and said, "Take what you want." The second student nodded approvingly,
"Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
Kind regards,