sf's chuckle of the day



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sf wrote:
> Garbage Man Flirts
> http://video.tinypic.com/player.php?v=s65f0w

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> Practice safe eating. Always use condiments.




Butt Measurements

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the
man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big,
I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the
grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured
his wife's bottom.

"Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"

The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky.
He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him
off. "What's wrong?" he asks. ..............



She answers: "Do you really
think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie ?"
 
In article <[email protected]>,
"Miami Jones" <[email protected]> wrote:

> ............................................................................
>
> sf wrote:
> > Garbage Man Flirts
> > http://video.tinypic.com/player.php?v=s65f0w

> ..............................................................................
> ..
> > Practice safe eating. Always use condiments.

>
>
>
> Butt Measurements
>
> A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the
> man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big,
> I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
>
> With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the
> grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured
> his wife's bottom.
>
> "Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"
>
> The woman chose to ignore her husband.
> Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky.
> He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him
> off. "What's wrong?" he asks. ..............
>
>
>
> She answers: "Do you really
> think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie ?"
>


;-)

Gotta send that to my co-worker........
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-*****." -Jack Nicholson
 
On Sat, 25 Mar 2006 15:40:17 -0600, OmManiPadmeOmelet
<[email protected]> rummaged among random neurons and opined:

>In article <[email protected]>,
> sf <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> Garbage Man Flirts
>> http://video.tinypic.com/player.php?v=s65f0w

>
>ROFL!!!
>
>Always pay attention to where you are walking!!!!! ;-D


Or which finger you're sucking on <g> That was good, Pan.

Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd
AAC(F)BV66.0748.CA

"Most vigitaryans I iver see looked enough like their food to be
classed as cannybals."

Finley Peter Dunne (1900)

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