sf's chuckle of the day

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  2. Miami Jones

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    sf wrote:
    > Garbage Man Flirts
    > http://video.tinypic.com/player.php?v=s65f0w

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    > Practice safe eating. Always use condiments.




    Butt Measurements

    A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the
    man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big,
    I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

    With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the
    grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured
    his wife's bottom.

    "Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"

    The woman chose to ignore her husband.
    Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky.
    He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him
    off. "What's wrong?" he asks. ..............



    She answers: "Do you really
    think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie ?"
     
  3. In article <[email protected]>,
    "Miami Jones" <[email protected]> wrote:

    > ............................................................................
    >
    > sf wrote:
    > > Garbage Man Flirts
    > > http://video.tinypic.com/player.php?v=s65f0w

    > ..............................................................................
    > ..
    > > Practice safe eating. Always use condiments.

    >
    >
    >
    > Butt Measurements
    >
    > A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the
    > man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big,
    > I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
    >
    > With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the
    > grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured
    > his wife's bottom.
    >
    > "Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"
    >
    > The woman chose to ignore her husband.
    > Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky.
    > He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him
    > off. "What's wrong?" he asks. ..............
    >
    >
    >
    > She answers: "Do you really
    > think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie ?"
    >


    ;-)

    Gotta send that to my co-worker........
    --
    Peace, Om.

    "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson
     
  4. Syssi

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  5. On Sat, 25 Mar 2006 15:40:17 -0600, OmManiPadmeOmelet
    <[email protected]> rummaged among random neurons and opined:

    >In article <[email protected]>,
    > sf <[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    >> Garbage Man Flirts
    >> http://video.tinypic.com/player.php?v=s65f0w

    >
    >ROFL!!!
    >
    >Always pay attention to where you are walking!!!!! ;-D


    Or which finger you're sucking on <g> That was good, Pan.

    Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd
    AAC(F)BV66.0748.CA

    "Most vigitaryans I iver see looked enough like their food to be
    classed as cannybals."

    Finley Peter Dunne (1900)

    To reply, replace "spaminator" with "cox"
     
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