it looks like Sheldon's new performance enhancer is going to be a great hit in the biking community.
Further research on my part revealed that "Theobromine" is lethal to dogs and cats.
No more throwing bananas, oreo cookies or power bars at vicious attack dogs and cats. Now the
intrepid cyclist can pop a few "W's" and then toss a few to the foming, frothing beast that is about
to do major cosmetic damage to his/her fit and conditioned legs or maybe fit and conditioned ears if
said cyclist is a "low racer" driver.
I think I will go out right now make me up some Theobromine cookies. I think I'll name them
"Brownies" after the discoverer of this miracle performance enhancer.
Jerry