Money talks ...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
swalia Active Member Jan 27, 2016 300 26 18 49 Jul 1, 2016 #61 Money talks ...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
swalia Active Member Jan 27, 2016 300 26 18 49 Jul 8, 2016 #62 People say money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you had enough money, you can have a key made. Reactions: MichaelDasher
People say money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you had enough money, you can have a key made.
swalia Active Member Jan 27, 2016 300 26 18 49 Jul 10, 2016 #63 Marriage is like a bar of soap. It smells delicious until you take a bite out of it!
swalia Active Member Jan 27, 2016 300 26 18 49 Jul 10, 2016 #64 A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
swalia Active Member Jan 27, 2016 300 26 18 49 Jul 11, 2016 #65 My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician. Reactions: MichaelDasher
swalia Active Member Jan 27, 2016 300 26 18 49 Jul 12, 2016 #66 Marriage is like coffee. First it's really hot. Then it's just right. Then it helps you to get off your ass and do things.
Marriage is like coffee. First it's really hot. Then it's just right. Then it helps you to get off your ass and do things.
L lisaleet New Member Feb 10, 2017 1 2 1 32 judisabungayam66.com Feb 10, 2017 #67 My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Reactions: MichaelDasher
O onepolar New Member Feb 10, 2017 2 2 1 33 situsjudibolaim8.com Feb 13, 2017 #68 Lol. let me add for you... A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and yet most men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
Lol. let me add for you... A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and yet most men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
M MichaelDasher New Member Sep 13, 2017 16 4 3 39 Tampa, Florida Sep 15, 2017 #69 lisaleet said: My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Click to expand... Oh man! That last part was unexpected. Lol!
lisaleet said: My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Click to expand... Oh man! That last part was unexpected. Lol!
M MichaelDasher New Member Sep 13, 2017 16 4 3 39 Tampa, Florida Sep 18, 2017 #70 swalia said: My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician. Click to expand... Hahaha! I strongly agree with this, swalia. I strongly agree.
swalia said: My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician. Click to expand... Hahaha! I strongly agree with this, swalia. I strongly agree.
M MichaelDasher New Member Sep 13, 2017 16 4 3 39 Tampa, Florida Sep 20, 2017 #71 swalia said: People say money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you had enough money, you can have a key made. Click to expand... And we all definitely need cash.
swalia said: People say money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you had enough money, you can have a key made. Click to expand... And we all definitely need cash.
Kakashi Well-Known Member Feb 3, 2018 634 80 28 51 Feb 13, 2018 #72 In one of my old resumes I've added this in experiences : 'Extensive experience in dealing with a variety of stupid people.'
In one of my old resumes I've added this in experiences : 'Extensive experience in dealing with a variety of stupid people.'
Kakashi Well-Known Member Feb 3, 2018 634 80 28 51 Feb 13, 2018 #73 'Home is where I can feel ugly and enjoy it'
Kakashi Well-Known Member Feb 3, 2018 634 80 28 51 Feb 13, 2018 #74 Hey this trick works ...'if you want to slap someone, just do it and loudly say Mosquito.' haha
Kakashi Well-Known Member Feb 3, 2018 634 80 28 51 Feb 13, 2018 #75 My Dad keeps on telling me 'to always follow my dreams' when I was a kid 'i keep on going back to bed so I can follow it.'
My Dad keeps on telling me 'to always follow my dreams' when I was a kid 'i keep on going back to bed so I can follow it.'
treecko142 Well-Known Member Feb 8, 2018 419 52 18 31 Feb 13, 2018 #76 Don't you hate it when people answer their own questions? I do.
Kakashi Well-Known Member Feb 3, 2018 634 80 28 51 Feb 14, 2018 #77 Jack, Jhonnie and Jim went to an American Whiskey Bar. They presented their ID's at the door for inspection. One by one their names where called... 'Daniels your in', 'Beam your in' 'Now, Walker your out, we don't serve Scotch !'
Jack, Jhonnie and Jim went to an American Whiskey Bar. They presented their ID's at the door for inspection. One by one their names where called... 'Daniels your in', 'Beam your in' 'Now, Walker your out, we don't serve Scotch !'
Kakashi Well-Known Member Feb 3, 2018 634 80 28 51 Feb 20, 2018 #78 I keep falling off my mountain bike while waiting for you to call. I can’t handle the suspension.
Kakashi Well-Known Member Feb 3, 2018 634 80 28 51 Feb 21, 2018 #79 “AN INTELLIGENT MAN IS SOMETIMES FORCED TO BE DRUNK TO SPEND TIME WITH HIS FOOLS.” ~ ERNEST HEMINGWAY
“AN INTELLIGENT MAN IS SOMETIMES FORCED TO BE DRUNK TO SPEND TIME WITH HIS FOOLS.” ~ ERNEST HEMINGWAY
Kakashi Well-Known Member Feb 3, 2018 634 80 28 51 Feb 23, 2018 #80 Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.