should MountainPro take a road ride?
- Thread starter Hypnospin
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This is a tricky one. I suspect he's got an old Raleigh Pulsar at the back of his shed, covered over with tarpaulin, and he puts on his red and white lycra shorts and takes it out after dark.Hypnospin said:
So, does this already constitute the road ride?
Hmm.
wheelist said:
Not exactly tartan but has possibilities.
i would wear this in pride, but i keep forgetting and just do it, when it comes to the after race shedding of the chamois.
one could ride in this, i supect it would be an airy experience, just expect the cliche question to be posed early and often.
www.sportkilt.com
btw, the poll results suggest the true cyclist would extend a welcome...
well done, most commendable, true cyclists!
one could ride in this, i supect it would be an airy experience, just expect the cliche question to be posed early and often.
www.sportkilt.com
btw, the poll results suggest the true cyclist would extend a welcome...
well done, most commendable, true cyclists!
jhuskey said:
Jeez, how could you slip this one past me...
no, i am not much of a roadie and havent worn a kilt on a bike, or at least i dont think so..
i dont even own a road bike, i am a blood, guts, vomit, mud, slime and beer kinda bike rider, not a shaven legged, lycra tights and skinny wheels type of person.
come to me where the mountains are grim and the hill is steep, the rocks are sharp and the whisky flows, i'll make a man out of you.
no, i am not much of a roadie and havent worn a kilt on a bike, or at least i dont think so..
i dont even own a road bike, i am a blood, guts, vomit, mud, slime and beer kinda bike rider, not a shaven legged, lycra tights and skinny wheels type of person.
come to me where the mountains are grim and the hill is steep, the rocks are sharp and the whisky flows, i'll make a man out of you.
This would be the same kind of man who's complaining because there's a bit of inclement weather floating around the heather hills of bonny Scotland?MountainPro said:
No thanks, MP, I'll keep riding in the rain (on my skinny girlie-tires ). Hold a place for me doon at th' Snug.
thats easy for you to say, with the hot sunny weather of sub-tropical asia.EoinC said:This would be the same kind of man who's complaining because there's a bit of inclement weather floating around the heather hills of bonny Scotland?
btw, i loved the way you linked 3 threads in one there...very smart..
Hey, Brother, it's a living Hell down here. Last night, after a swim in the outdoor pool (from where I observed Sarawak's only surviving South Madagascar Striped Otter performing wasted mating rituals trying to impress a recliner chair), the temperature plummeted to 28 Deg C. The only way I could stay warm was by consuming Icey Cold Tiger Beer. It did the job, but it took quite a lot to keep my core temperature up above the levels that would send an eskimo comatose. Sometimes I astound myself with how I cope with these climatic extremes but, then again, I am a roadieMountainPro said:thats easy for you to say, with the hot sunny weather of sub-tropical asia.
btw, i loved the way you linked 3 threads in one there...very smart..
EoinC said:Hey, Brother, it's a living Hell down here. Last night, after a swim in the outdoor pool (from where I observed Sarawak's only surviving South Madagascar Striped Otter performing wasted mating rituals trying to impress a recliner chair), the temperature plummeted to 28 Deg C. The only way I could stay warm was by consuming Icey Cold Tiger Beer. It did the job, but it took quite a lot to keep my core temperature up above the levels that would send an eskimo comatose. Sometimes I astound myself with how I cope with these climatic extremes but, then again, I am a roadie
...that's it, rub it in why don't ya !
Down to 28c : it's 9c here at the moment and it's still supposed to be autumn !
Hey, Lim, it's not all beer and skittles here either (sometimes we don't play skittles). A bloke can get sick of wearing shorts and t-shirts all the time - I'm not sure when, but one of these years I could get sick of it...limerickman said:
Sarawak weather report - Today will be 30 Deg C, with a chance of some rain. Tomorrow will be 30 Deg C, with a chance of some rain. In 108 days it will be 30 Deg C, with a chance of some rain...
you poor *******....i feel so sorry for you. You really need a holiday to get over that traumatic lifestyle.EoinC said:
i take it your having a barbie this evening..?
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