So Help Me, Hannah!

"Carl Fogel" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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So Help Me, Hannah! A_1-And-A_2-And-A_3-And-A_4!

There once was a wheel-builder named Di-anne, Who liked to rolf rims not from Tai-wann. While
slapping a wheel into shape politely, She explained, "I like to tension them tightly, Or at least
as tight as ever I can."

(Another kind of Rolf involves no wheels. Search for "bruising" and "rolfing" and marvel at how
some people release tension.)

I paid $900 for a full series of 10 Rofing sessions.

Painful, intense, and of no demonstrable value* whatsoever.

Bill "I was a Young Californian (with chronic pain) at the time" S.

*wondering if tangible benefit would be...uh, apter.

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"Carl Fogel" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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So Help Me, Hannah! A_1-And-A_2-And-A_3-And-A_4!

There once was a wheel-builder named Di-anne, Who liked to rolf rims not from Tai-wann. While
slapping a wheel into shape politely, She explained, "I like to tension them tightly, Or at
least as tight as ever I can."

(Another kind of Rolf involves no wheels. Search for "bruising" and "rolfing" and marvel at how
some people release tension.)

I paid $900 for a full series of 10 Rofing sessions.

Painful, intense, and of no demonstrable value* whatsoever.

Bill "I was a Young Californian (with chronic pain) at the time" S.

*wondering if tangible benefit would be...uh, apter.

Dear Bill,

For fun, replace "rolfing sessions" with "dinner dates" and you can see why so many odd things
happen--we are creatures of hope.

Carl Fogel