So she's a liar

[Guest]

"That wife of mine is a liar," said the angry husband to a sympathetic
pal
seated next to him in the bar.
"How do you know?" the friend asked.
"She didn't come home last night and when I asked her where she'd been,
she said she had spent the night with her sister, Shirley."
"So?"
"So she's a liar. I spent the night with her sister, Shirley."

;D

 

[JSWin]

Lol. That's bad. Lol, but I'll laugh anyway. I was just thinking of something that kind of happened that way to a friend of mine, but different. This guy was sitting at the bar with a friend of his wife's. He was joking around with the guy, cause they were drunk. The other was gay. So the guy jokes about something with another woman, not his wife. The gay guy says don't worry she's no angel. Well, that's when he knew that his hunch was right. Course that was 5 years before and they just recently had had a baby. He was devastated after all this time that she cheated on them in the beginning. But, he confessed that he was a workaholic and had been neglecting her. I mean really. How can anyone think that this might not happen. They were young, and now divorced from something she did five years prior. Oh well.