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Johnny NoCom
Guest
It is time for all asshatcheters worldwide to get smart and invest in a
NoCom. The cool factor alone is worth the price. No asshatchet frame
will ever match the elegance and ballistic speed of the NoCom.
Useless **** like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel, Kuota,
Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek and
Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF. Who wants
to crawl down the road at 20 mph on old world design junk. It is an
insult to all cyclists when stick pole riders on UCI regulated junk
struggle 5% as fast as a NoCom missile.
Riding a NoCom at 40 mph with ease is the only way to fly down the road.
Holiday Cheers,
Johnny [email protected]
NoCom. The cool factor alone is worth the price. No asshatchet frame
will ever match the elegance and ballistic speed of the NoCom.
Useless **** like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel, Kuota,
Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek and
Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF. Who wants
to crawl down the road at 20 mph on old world design junk. It is an
insult to all cyclists when stick pole riders on UCI regulated junk
struggle 5% as fast as a NoCom missile.
Riding a NoCom at 40 mph with ease is the only way to fly down the road.
Holiday Cheers,
Johnny [email protected]