What’s the difference between a politician and a liar?
The same difference between a shovel and a spade.
How can you tell if a politician is lying?
His lips are moving.
One day, a businessman was late to work. He hurried quickly, parked his car in a different spot (his usual spot was taken) and said to a bystander, “Hey man, could you take care of my car?”
The man said “Don’t you know who I am? I am a member of the Parliament!”
The businessman said “Oh, sorry, I didn’t know that. But I trust you anyway.”
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