Some strange F'ing people.



"Some strange F'ing people ~
Them southerners are pretty weird.
Look at the names ~ ?

They seem to be sexually confused. These people
Are very strange, and with names
Like that
I'd STAY missing."
~ Mug

"And how dare anyone suggest that it was
lack of police protection that had resulted
in those two very nasty and well ~ publicized
murders ~ ?
....
And was it his fault that one his Junior Ministers,
Herbert Chorely, had chosen this week
to act so peculiarly

that he was now going to be spending
a lot more time with his family ~ ?"

~ JK Rowling,
>From "The Half ~ Blood Prince"
[p. 2]
 
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~ * An Unstarry Sorry SoirÈe ~ Or,
A Morning Wood Morality
Morass, Or Ö

The Messy Maze, So Don't Be Amazed
If I Don't Stop Anytime
Soon * ~
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~ * A Morning Wood
!But ~ Of ~ Course ~ !

Cabalistic Course of Waywardly
Wicked Wisdome Gone
By Way
Of ~

Way TOO Wicked,
Too ~ !
~ * ~
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A Lark & Bare Skull Bones
Very Pretty
Publication ~

~ * The Book of Religious
Rare &
Rarely [mentioned] Rarified Ratified

!Instruction! * !Insurrection!
!Resurrection! * !Restoration!

Barely Bad,
But Bad Enough ~ !

!BE! !Cause!
!I'm!
!BACK!

Being
An Introduction * ~

By ~
Elfin. Anne Badways &
Twittering LSTOO & Folly IAG

~ * ~
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Further more ~
The Mysterious Mystic Theatre Ö

~ * The Crime's Masque ~
A Caped Candid Caper & The Ginger Snapped
Chimes * ~

A Mystery Tale,
O, so artfully, as told
By her

CrËme de la CrËme ~ My
Dastardly Devotee ~ !

§17. ~ How the Polyhedra, having in vain
Tried words, and rational misdeeds,
Resorted to uncommon means
For her normal needs.

~ Elfin. Anne Badways,
>From "Hollow Land ~ A Romance of Many
Centuries, No, Eons"
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Further trifles ~
For Your Reading Pleasure Ö

Dedication ...
"Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in."
~ Edward Gorey

~ * ~

"P is for Petunia who puked pathetically
All day in a pail"

"Q is for Quinton who grew weary, grew
Petunias for antidote"

"R is for Raving who forlornly rants,
Revives Cape Hope, after a visit to Cape Fear,
Sheds a rapturous tear, or Too"

"S is for Some other weird stuff, Too"

"T is for Treble who sang Falsehood's
For supper"

"U is for Ursula who shed pools
Of chromatic tears in her amphora at funerals

.... but shot a sharp game of pool
Sometime later"

"V is for Villeneuve whose Valium expired"

"W is for Willow who too timidly, too
Once in a blue moon, complained"

"X is for Xian who tampered with fire
And dismembered timber"

~ * ~

"Y is for Yorick whose dead bud was Edward"

"Y is for Yorick whose bed was ajar"

"Y is for Yorick who fed quotes to Shakespearean
Ravens"

"Y is for Yorick whose **** tickled starlings"

"Y is for Yorick who imploringly asked,
'What's my name ~ ?'"

"Y is for Yorick who tearfully queried,
'Where's Edward ~ ?'"

~ Theodore Storey,
>From "The Ghastly Barf & Other Anti ~ Emetic Tales"

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Yes ~ Another
Morning Wood Annoying Altercation, or
Just Say ~ It's All for Nothing!
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* Dogging Arts * Fogging Minds * It's a Star *
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*
~ * ~
Blog, I'll warrant ye, or dog? Who knows. Pass the grog!
But if ye see me lost pup, please bring that scurvy dog home!
I got Leon a brand-new bone, with a chest full a' booty.
_________________
http://journals.aol.com/virginiaz/DreamingofLeonardo
 
http://www.tamikahuston.com/pages/2/index.htm

"Thanks. Good post. WFT ~ ? Black dude
Named Sharon, white guy named
Cynthia ~ ?

Another reason for me not to cross
The southern border of Pennsylvania Avenue,

Or venture past the Winn Dixie
Or Border's Book Shoppe."
~ AB

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~ * ~ A Sign, A Boarded Shingle
Hung Out TO Dry ~ * ~

! * ! Nefarious If Fabulous
Netherlands & Neurological Nested
Assets ~ !
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~ * Red Light
District ~

"Within The Borderlands of Dementia,
Near the corner of Berkley, Boston, South
End, in days of yore, there lived a richly endowed Gentleman
By the name of John Martin.

In one of the magnetic fields
Near, on nearby Chandler Street, lived Kelsey Fleming,
In whose redbrick townhouse,

Stood a very curious object,
A large moor ~ stone rock, shaped by nature so much
Like an ancient Gothic church with a Watch Tower,
That it was known among the country's people
For miles round by the name of

The Pixilated Cathedral,
As well, there was an etching by Antoine
Artaud & Jean Cocteau ~

The Theatre of Madness & The Theater
& Of Thee, Your Trouble

And three blocks over, farther the north,
Lived Twittering
@ 93 Waltham Street.

~ * These are The Tales
Of Those Silly Wags & Their Wilde Salad Daze * ~

~ Elfin Anne Badways,
>From "A Peep at the Winn Dixie,
Or, Driving My Rabbit
To Pick Up Fixin's for Supper"
~ * ~
_________________________________________
Yes ~ Another
Morning Wood Annoying Altercation, or
Just Say ~ It's All for Nothing!
_________________________________________
* Dogging Arts * Fogging Minds * It's a Star *
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*
~ * ~
 
"Yea, lack of love is bitterest of all;
Yet I have felt what thing it is to know
One thought forever, sleeping or awake;
To say one name whose sweetness grows so strange
That it might work a spell on those who weep;
To feel the weight of love upon my heart
So heavy that the blood can scarcely flow."

~ Sara Teasdale,
>From "Marianna Alcoforando"
 
"Unfold my wings under cover's
Hide ~ and ~ seek, bold breach, my lover
Rouses sleep from my arrested flight,
No false delight.

Most Holy Night, my heart dost keep
The keys of you, our doors of sleep,
Draw open what lovers blinds do close,
For no repose."
~ Twittering

"The Way Through the Woods ...

They shut the road through the woods
Seventy years ago.
Weather and rain have undone it again.
And now you would never know
There was once a path through the woods
Before they planted the trees."
~ Rudyard Kipling
 
"O Infamous Fool, O Mindless Silly Knave,
Leave you, not, if Interleaf you foliate
Your tracery, pressed between sheets,
Save for

The Fogg's famed Reading Room.
If you interleaf well enough alone, alter not,
If altercation binds,

If interleaf sprouts from crystal stem
Of Altars a stand of birch knots,
An alley of oak

Opens, if alteration swoons
Or finds Too soon ~

Under the moon The Marriage of Too Minds,
A page turns, a sumptuous spread
Opens, if alteration swoons

Or finds Too soon ~ A Semiotic Sign
Upon frieze, impediments melted, sign stored
Upon a shelf's storied elevation
Of Pediment's Admission, whereupon

The Collection says ~

Love is not love, unless mine a vine winds
Around, nor bends with the remover
To remove, if Mourning Glory
A topiary's token opens, for

Too Minds, for Love is Love, if Altar
Where I kneel lies herein concealed,
Marriage of Too Minds, Two Of Too, none
For Remover to remove,
If True Minds yield,

If spill,
An overflow, fills .."
~ Twittering

"Twittering ~ Beware. Be very, very wary ...
Something wicked, something very, very scary,
If hairy, this way earlier came ~

By hook or by crook,
The Brown Dan, suspect I, seriously,
In a hurry,

Ransacked The Arch Archives of The Fogg,
Forsake a broken lock, clandestinely took
A look ~ !"
~ Folly

"O, an open book,
Dog ~ eared, misplaced pagination, or I mistook
The Square

For A Hyperbola. O
Deer."
~ Fobby
 
"But thou at home without or tyde or gale,
Canst in thy map securely saile ..."
~ Robert Herrick

"Puck,
It ain't no lie. I've seen it on the map,
And it's pink."
~ Sir Cumference
 
"O Infamous Fool, O Mindless Silly Knave,
Leave you, not, if Interleaf you foliate
Your tracery, pressed between sheets,
Save for

The Fogg's famed Reading Room.
If you interleaf well enough alone, alter not,
If altercation binds,

If interleaf sprouts from crystal stem
Of Altars a stand of birch knots,
An alley of oak

Opens, if alteration swoons
Or finds Too soon ~

Under the moon The Marriage of Too Minds,
A page turns, a sumptuous spread
Opens, if alteration swoons

Or finds Too soon ~ A Semiotic Sign
Upon frieze, impediments melted, sign stored
Upon a shelf's storied elevation
Of Pediment's Admission, whereupon

The Collection says ~

Love is not love, unless mine a vine winds
Around, nor bends with the remover
To remove, if Mourning Glory
A topiary's token opens, for

Too Minds, for Love is Love, if Altar
Where I kneel lies herein concealed,
Marriage of Too Minds, Two Of Too, none
For Remover to remove,
If True Minds yield,

If spill,
An overflow, fills .."
~ Twittering
 
"Some strange Furry People
In a terrible fanatic
Hurry ..."
~ Side En Dent
 
Doorway ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>"
~ Thusly

"If spill,
An overflow, thrills

Betwixt me & Thee
A Poole of Tears,
Bestirs

Stillness
A Life, if oft vain Glorias,
Seals

Vintage year
Deft hand stars uncork

To pour ..."
~ Twittering

"A cellar's clock
Unlocks."
~ Ms. Moth Q. Wrangler
 
"Whhhooooppssssssss ~ !
Yo, Zo ~

Wrong Cynthia, wrong Sharon,
O Van Ggoh ~ ?"
~ Folly

Read all over.
!Be Warned!

*** En Memento Spark & Mori ~ ! ~

Sign
Says ...

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~ * ~ A Sign, A Boarded Shingle
Hung Out TO Dry ~ * ~

! * ! Theatre Le Ridiculous,
En Memento Mori,
Mr.
Charles Ludlum * ~ ~
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~ * ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

~ * Murder
IN The Library, O, Who Is Seated
In This Wing Chaire ~ ?

Read all over.
!Be Warned!

~ * ~
Countering ...
~ Folly

En Gaaarrrrrrde ~ ~ ~ ! ! ! !
Foil!
~ Twittering

The AVENGERS, fencing ....... * \ ZvvR / *
~ Emma Peele

& Other Infinite Very Curious Luminaries
~ * ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
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Yes ~ Evening Inter [un]Tame Mint en
Amsterdam & Haarlem ~
A Morning Wood Roadside Semi ~ OTIC
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* Dogging Arts * Fogging Minds * It's a Star *
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*
~ * ~

!Be Warned!
 
"Need ADH[Hi!]D meds
NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW ~ !
[please]"
~ Twittering
 
"Yo, Zo,
Twittering feels
BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD needs meds
NOW NOW NOW
[please please please]"
~ Folly
 
"The myth of Lilith, all by itself,
Is reason enough to study mythology."
~ Nancy Hathaway,
>From "The Friendly Guide to Mythology"
[p. 102]
 
"Rumors still fly, says Cynthia Saltzman,
author of the definitive book on the mystery,

~ * Portrait of Dr. Gachet:
The Story of a van Gogh Masterpiece,
Money, Politics, Collectors, Greed, and Loss * ~

Still, all she's tracked are dead ends.
"[People] would say,

'Oh, I heard it from this person in Japan
Who heard it from this person,' " she explains.
"It was often cyclical,
And always just a rumor."
~ US News

"Call The Hounds
Of Baskervilles, hail the KBG ~ !"
~ Star Noir

http://www.usnews.com/usnews/doubleissue/mysteries/portrait.htm

~ * ~
 
"Twittering One" <[email protected]> wrote:

>"Need ADH[Hi!]D meds
>NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW ~ !
>[please]"
>~ Twittering

I suspect those aren't the meds you really need.
 
In article <[email protected]>,
JMW <[email protected]> wrote:

> "Twittering One" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >"Need ADH[Hi!]D meds
> >NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW ~ !
> >[please]"
> >~ Twittering
>
> I suspect those aren't the meds you really need.

Twittering One seems to be a usenet wide troll.
It appears all OVER the place. I have it killfiled for the entire Alt.
heirarchy.
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-*****." -Jack Nicholson
 
If cyanide will stop this migraine
By all means, end this pain.
 
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