Sorta Funny MTB Humor



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Bill Porter

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Normally these things get the Delete Key, but I saved this one from bit bucket doom.
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A man and his friend are out mountain biking one day. One of the guys is about to launch off a 5
foot drop when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the trail. He brakes suddenly
and slides to a stop causing his buddy to almost slam into him. He takes off his helmet, closes his
eyes and bows down in prayer. His friend says "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I
have ever seen. You are truly a kind man". The man replies

"Yeah, well, we were married 35 years".

Bill Porter www.mountainbikebill.com
 
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Sorni

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"Bill Porter" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Normally these things get the Delete Key, but I saved this one from bit
bucket
> doom.
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> A man and his friend are out mountain biking one day. One of the guys is about to launch off a 5
> foot drop when he sees a long funeral procession
on the
> road next to the trail. He brakes suddenly and slides to a stop causing
his
> buddy to almost slam into him. He takes off his helmet, closes his eyes
and
> bows down in prayer. His friend says "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have
> ever seen. You are truly a kind man". The man
replies
>
> "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years".

Started as a golf joke about 100 years ago :)

Bill "was wondering when you were gonna post that" S.
 
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Bomba

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Bill Porter wrote:
> Normally these things get the Delete Key, but I saved this one from bit bucket doom.
> ----------------------
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> A man and his friend are out mountain biking one day. One of the guys is about to launch off a 5
> foot drop when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the trail. He brakes suddenly
> and slides to a stop causing his buddy to almost slam into him. He takes off his helmet, closes
> his eyes and bows down in prayer. His friend says "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching
> thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man". The man replies
>
> "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years".

LOL - reminds of a similar joke.

There's a guy sitting at a Man Utd game, and unfortunately, he ends up sitting behind a pillar. As
the game starts he notices a spare seat in a good position and goes down to it. He asks the man
sitting next to the spare seat whether he can take the seat. "Yeah", replied the man. "This is a
great seat, how come it's empty?" asks the first gent. "My wife and I both had season tickets, but
she died" "Well, didn't you ask any of your friends if they wanted to come and see the game?" "Yep,
but they all decided to go to her funeral instead."
 
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Michael Paul

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"Sorni" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> "Bill Porter" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > Normally these things get the Delete Key, but I saved this one from bit

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> Started as a golf joke about 100 years ago :)
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> Bill "was wondering when you were gonna post that" S.
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Sorni seems to like pointing out how he remembers all of these jokes back when they were still
delivered via Pony Express..............

Michael
 
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