South Brooklyn Tony

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    South Brooklyn Tony ON MATH South Brooklyn Tony returns from school and says he got an F in
    arithmetic. "Why?" asks the father. "The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,' I said '6,'" replies TONY.
    "But that's right!" says his dad. "Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"

    "That's what I said!"
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    South Brooklyn Tony ON ENGLISH

    South Brooklyn Tony goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-
    syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi- syllable word?" TONY says "Mas-tur-
    bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, South Brooklyn Tony, that's a mouthful." Little TONY says,
    "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
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    South Brooklyn Tony ON GRAMMAR

    South Brooklyn Tony was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom.
    He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!" The teacher replied, "Now, TONY, that is NOT the
    proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate'. Please use the
    word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go." South Brooklyn Tony, thinks for
    a bit, and then says, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN!"
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    South Brooklyn Tony ON GRAMMAR

    One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who
    could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.

    First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress
    and she looked beautiful in it."

    "Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael. "My mommy planned a
    beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully." She said, "Excellent, Michael!" Then the teacher
    reluctantly called on South Brooklyn Tony. "Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father
    that she was pregnant, and he said

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    South Brooklyn Tony ON GETTING OLDER

    South Brooklyn Tony was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the
    6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for
    you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat." South Brooklyn Tony replied, "You
    know, my grandfather lived to be 107 years old." The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy
    bars at a time?"

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