Discussion in 'Jokes' started by hank2230, Mar 4, 2005.

  1. hank2230

    hank2230 New Member

    Dec 30, 2003
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    A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several

    One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she
    was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he
    paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have
    the child.

    If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child
    support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would
    know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply
    mail him a post card, and write "spaghetti" on the back. He would then
    arrange for child support payments to begin.

    One day, about 8 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
    "Honey,"she said, "you received a very strange post card today..
    "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it " he said.

    The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card,
    turned white, and fainted.

    On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

    Two with meatballs, one without."

  2. LottomagicZ4941

    LottomagicZ4941 New Member

    Oct 6, 2004
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    but on a serious note this is yummy and

    So Easy a guy can do it


    Very easy. You just put in 3, 4, or 5 chease Tortolini(SP) into Boiling water. A bit of salt but it still seems to work okay if you forget the salt. Cook for 5 to 8 minutes depending on what brand you buy. Then you drain it. Poor cold water over it. Drain it and ad the pesto spices which are in olive oil sold near the pesto pasta.

    When my wife then girlfriend mentioned a non red sause pasta dish I did not think I would like it. But I love it.

    And it is more special since I never had it before meeting her.