Sponatenously Combusting Cyclist?

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  1. roshea

    roshea Well-Known Member

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  2. adam85

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    "All that was left was a small green globule on the seat. Well more of a stain really" Derek Smalls

    :)
     
  3. Bleve

    Bleve Guest

    On Mar 27, 3:36 pm, adam85 <[email protected]
    mx.forums.cyclingforums.com> wrote:
    > roshea Wrote:
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    > > "Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really
    > > widely reported." David St. Hubbins

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    > "All that was left was a small green globule on the seat. Well more of
    > a stain really" Derek Smalls


    You can't dust for vomit.
     
  4. Robert Moore

    Robert Moore Guest

    Bleve wrote:
    > On Mar 27, 3:36 pm, adam85 <[email protected]
    > mx.forums.cyclingforums.com> wrote:
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    >>roshea Wrote:
    >>
    >>
    >>>"Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really
    >>>widely reported." David St. Hubbins

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    >>"All that was left was a small green globule on the seat. Well more of
    >>a stain really" Derek Smalls

    >
    >
    > You can't dust for vomit.
    >
    >
    >



    Maybe it was muscle melt down after a very strenuous training ride?

    Superfast cosmic ray causing death?

    Semtex in saddle bag?

    More details please.
     
  5. Donga

    Donga Guest

    On Mar 27, 8:17 pm, Robert Moore <[email protected]> wrote:
    > Bleve wrote:
    > > On Mar 27, 3:36 pm, adam85 <[email protected]
    > > mx.forums.cyclingforums.com> wrote:

    >
    > >>roshea Wrote:

    >
    > >>>"Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really
    > >>>widely reported." David St. Hubbins

    >
    > >>"All that was left was a small green globule on the seat. Well more of
    > >>a stain really" Derek Smalls

    >
    > > You can't dust for vomit.

    >
    > Maybe it was muscle melt down after a very strenuous training ride?
    >
    > Superfast cosmic ray causing death?
    >
    > Semtex in saddle bag?
    >
    > More details please.- Hide quoted text -
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    > - Show quoted text -


    Finally, the bike-riding Muslim.
     
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  7. ProfTournesol

    ProfTournesol New Member

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    he'd probably just been returned to Earth after enduring the alien rectal probe too:)
     
  8. cfsmtb

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    Nah, probably just mixed up embrocation instead of chamois creme.

    Ouch.
     
  9. Theo Bekkers

    Theo Bekkers Guest

    cfsmtb wrote:
    > Robert Moore Wrote:


    >> Semtex in saddle bag?


    > Nah, probably just mixed up embrocation instead of chamois creme.


    Watched a documentary this week that says cockroaches eat Semtex but, as
    they can't digest it, they store it in an unused part of their stomach.

    Don't stamp on the cockroaches!

    Theo
     
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