Hey - a chap I know, always fiddling with his bikes, before his wife goes off to work he opens the garden shed, gets out the lawnmower and a few garden tools. Waves her off to work, then goes work and play with his bikes all day. Shifts the mower and tools around a bit, after lunch. In the afternoon, when he hears her car come up the drive, he rushes out, grabs an implement or two, and pretends to be busy in the garden. Ha, Ha. I think he's got the bike bug. Should buy his wife a bike.