max <
[email protected]> wrote:
> Since today is today, i took my car to work, which will help protect me from the drunken
> wifebeaters in their SUVs, fleeing the police after The Big Game.
There was a game? [1]
> but tomorrow i'll be back in the saddle.
It was a nice and sunny out for a bit, so I took it as a sign to take a short ride around the lake.
Traffic was nice, there was some nice scenery [2], and no discourteous people on the road.
After I got back, my wife was acting freaky [3], so I said unto her "Go Forth and have Sushi, take a
book to comfort thee!" I just hung about with my daughter cooking dinner and capering like an insane
gibbon for her. When my wife came back from her alone time, she was much happier.
[1] I'm mostly serious. Mostly.
[2] Sunlight glinting off the water, rainbows, that sort of thing.
[3] Our small child was very demanding Sunday. [4]
[4] Cute though.
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