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...you have to start turning your head to spit, because you are finally running fast enough to
overtake the mess when you spit straight-on. : )

rsquared
 
You are able to stay ahead of the flies when climbing a steep hill.

"rsquared" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
> ...you have to start turning your head to spit, because you are finally running fast enough to
> overtake the mess when you spit straight-on. : )
>
> rsquared
 
I can finally fit my wetsuit over my huge, big fat a$$. My thighs and knees no longer rub together
when I run or when I bike. While swimming in the ocean, I no longer worry about dodging harpoons or
friendly nudges from the indigenous ocean mammals. Not ahead of the flies,,,yet.

"IMKen" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
> You are able to stay ahead of the flies when climbing a steep hill.
>
>
> "rsquared" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
> > ...you have to start turning your head to spit, because you are finally running fast enough to
> > overtake the mess when you spit straight-on. : )
> >
> > rsquared
> >
>
 
- you don't have to ask the difference between 25 yard and 50 meter pools.
- when someone says "i did 2 x 20min Coggan TTs at LT in accordance with my ATP" you just say, "did
it yesterday."
- you take the bike off the roof rack before driving into the garage.
- you sign up the day online entry opens.
- you know wildflower is a race, not a type.
- you don't have to look at your speedometer to know that you are, in fact, pedalling.
- you race for a PR at the finish, not a PBJ at the party.
- you no longer consider sleeping a true aerobic activity.
- people around the office stare at you...just because you look so gosh darn fit.
- you don't feel the need to fool with your ITB while reading the TB after hitting your AT too early
in your TT, but you do need a PhD or JD to pay fees to your local RD.
- you can count beers per week consumed on one hand but need to take off both shoes to count your
run mileage.
- wait a second...it's the off season...i got that last one backwards.

mg

"Swanger" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:<[email protected]>...
> I can finally fit my wetsuit over my huge, big fat a$$. My thighs and knees no longer rub together
> when I run or when I bike. While swimming in the ocean, I no longer worry about dodging harpoons
> or friendly nudges from the indigenous ocean mammals. Not ahead of the flies,,,yet.
>
> "IMKen" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > You are able to stay ahead of the flies when climbing a steep hill.
> >
> >
> > "rsquared" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > news:[email protected]...
> > > ...you have to start turning your head to spit, because you are finally running fast enough to
> > > overtake the mess when you spit straight-on. : )
> > >
> > > rsquared
> > >
> > >
> >
 

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