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Tom Kunich
Guest
After 12 years of sponsorship and winning the national title, the biggest races and posting the
Saturn label on just about everything in US cycling Saturn has decided to hang up their
clipless cleats.
"We had to take a frank look at our real audience and to tell you the truth they are a bunch of beer
guzzling lard asses who sit in front of their TV's, watch football, and fart alot, not these whimpy
pencil armed ecofreaks on two wheels," said Renzo Salesalot, marketing director for the GM
subsidiary who for years have been trying to appear to be something they aren't.
Saturn label on just about everything in US cycling Saturn has decided to hang up their
clipless cleats.
"We had to take a frank look at our real audience and to tell you the truth they are a bunch of beer
guzzling lard asses who sit in front of their TV's, watch football, and fart alot, not these whimpy
pencil armed ecofreaks on two wheels," said Renzo Salesalot, marketing director for the GM
subsidiary who for years have been trying to appear to be something they aren't.