Two horny teenagers, a boy and a girl, are driving down the road, and they just can't keep their hands off of each other. Eventually, the boy pulls the car over and says to the girl, "Let's do it right here by the side of the road." The girl says, "What if someone sees us?" The guy says, "I've got an idea. We'll get underneath the car, and I'll leave my feet sticking out. If anyone comes by, I'll just tell them I'm fixing the muffler."
So they wriggle underneath the car and begin to make love. A few minutes later, the guy feels someone kick his foot and a voice casually said, "What's going on?" So the guy said, "I'm fixing the muffler." The voice, which turned out to be from a cop, then said, "Well, you probably should have fixed your brakes first, because your car just rolled down the hill."
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