Terrible and hilarious jokes

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Kaminska Zakrzewska, Aug 22, 2017.

  1. Kaminska Zakrzewska

    Kaminska Zakrzewska New Member

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    1. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
    2. Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? Yeah, he pasta way.
    3. If you think nobody cares you are alive, try missing a couple of payments.
    4. What do you call a piece of cheese that isn't yours? A: Nacho cheese.
    5. What did the farmer get when he crossed a centipede with a Turkey? 100 Drumsticks.
     
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  2. MichaelDasher

    MichaelDasher New Member

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    Hahaha! These obviously made my day. :D
     
  3. MichaelDasher

    MichaelDasher New Member

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    I told this joke during dinner and my wife spat out her juice. Lol!
     
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