- You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
- Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? Yeah, he pasta way.
- If you think nobody cares you are alive, try missing a couple of payments.
- What do you call a piece of cheese that isn't yours? A: Nacho cheese.
- What did the farmer get when he crossed a centipede with a Turkey? 100 Drumsticks.