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Rockstar
Guest
Its great having so many of you visit our wonderful climbing newgroup.
You will learn all kinds of interesting things about rock climbing.
Bolts and Bolting.
How to chop bolts
How to use a power drill.
What breakfast is best before a grade five day climb.
Why Daff dome is so dangerous
Halloweeny Parties at Joshua
The man that be Dingus the Milktoast
How to spell out rescue with bear cans.
How NASA is putting your money to good use.
What to say if you be caught bandit camping in El Cap Meadow.
Best places in Yosemite to have sex
The hate that is Lord Slime
Why President Bush was the correct choice for President.
Why I now buy Steak dinners for my friends from Ohio.
Why Sport climbing is not really climbing at all.
How to use a dead cat for protection.
How to pick up girls at climbing gyms.
How to use wooden stake pegs for anchors in loose soil.
How to pick the correct line on the DNB.
Why the DNB is such a stout Beer.
How to not get hooked.
What to do if you are hooked.
How to get yourself a trad coed UCLA 19yr EE climbing partner for
summer.
What Curry girls are really looking for on a first date?
It goes on and on.
You guys can be helped. Do you think that woman in the bar is going to
be more impressed when you tell her you just soloed the Mescalito on
Half Dome, or that you just rode down from Redbox on a $3000 bike.
Its good for one to have new experiances. Maybe some of you will get
into technical trad rockclimbing as a result of this wonderful exchange
of ideas.
I would love to see you all out on the crags next summer testing your
skills on vertical walls of Granite in Yosemite. Your bikes rusting as
you asscend the 3000 ft cliff of granite that be the Nose of El Cap.
Or testing your skill with a solo of the Prow on the column that is
Washington.
Or firing up the Astroman. Or free soloing the flower of high rank.
If any of you are interested in learning to rock climb feel free to join
us at Stoney Point Bouldering on Wed nights in the summer.
Love and Kisses
Rockstar
You will learn all kinds of interesting things about rock climbing.
Bolts and Bolting.
How to chop bolts
How to use a power drill.
What breakfast is best before a grade five day climb.
Why Daff dome is so dangerous
Halloweeny Parties at Joshua
The man that be Dingus the Milktoast
How to spell out rescue with bear cans.
How NASA is putting your money to good use.
What to say if you be caught bandit camping in El Cap Meadow.
Best places in Yosemite to have sex
The hate that is Lord Slime
Why President Bush was the correct choice for President.
Why I now buy Steak dinners for my friends from Ohio.
Why Sport climbing is not really climbing at all.
How to use a dead cat for protection.
How to pick up girls at climbing gyms.
How to use wooden stake pegs for anchors in loose soil.
How to pick the correct line on the DNB.
Why the DNB is such a stout Beer.
How to not get hooked.
What to do if you are hooked.
How to get yourself a trad coed UCLA 19yr EE climbing partner for
summer.
What Curry girls are really looking for on a first date?
It goes on and on.
You guys can be helped. Do you think that woman in the bar is going to
be more impressed when you tell her you just soloed the Mescalito on
Half Dome, or that you just rode down from Redbox on a $3000 bike.
Its good for one to have new experiances. Maybe some of you will get
into technical trad rockclimbing as a result of this wonderful exchange
of ideas.
I would love to see you all out on the crags next summer testing your
skills on vertical walls of Granite in Yosemite. Your bikes rusting as
you asscend the 3000 ft cliff of granite that be the Nose of El Cap.
Or testing your skill with a solo of the Prow on the column that is
Washington.
Or firing up the Astroman. Or free soloing the flower of high rank.
If any of you are interested in learning to rock climb feel free to join
us at Stoney Point Bouldering on Wed nights in the summer.
Love and Kisses
Rockstar