The best drug team in the world?



plectrum

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Hi guys,

Who would you pick in your all time drug fuelled best team.

The members of this team have to be 100% proven junkies!

I'll start with mountain climber Richard Virenque
 
I'd take virenque as well.

Definitely Indurain as well.

Of riders actually caught, Ullrich, Basso, Vino.

Kloden (anybody who doesn't see his guilt is blind). Armstrong.

Pantani for mountains.
 
tommyadrian5 said:
I'd
Kloden (anybody who doesn't see his guilt is blind).
cmon, kloden? of all the other riders to pick from he has never been mentioned in any scandal, unlike the other guys you singled out. youre convicting him based on association alone.

my pick: armstrong would have to go down as the best doper of all time
 
Armstrong, Heras, Landis, Mayo, Museeuw, Virenque, Zulle, Millar and Basso.
There's my nine man Biotech squad.

Little Tuler Hamilton could be the publicity agent for the team (after all he fooled a lot of the people........a lot of the time).
 
limerickman said:
Armstrong, Heras, Landis, Mayo, Museeuw, Virenque, Zulle, Millar and Basso.
There's my nine man Biotech squad.

Little Tuler Hamilton could be the publicity agent for the team (after all he fooled a lot of the people........a lot of the time).
wow.. you wouldn't have Ulle on your team? I would.
 
Don't take these things to heart, Klodi. It's just not good for you.



Klodifan said:
cmon, kloden? of all the other riders to pick from he has never been mentioned in any scandal, unlike the other guys you singled out. youre convicting him based on association alone.

my pick: armstrong would have to go down as the best doper of all time
 
limerickman said:
The rate of improvement in Armstrong demands that he be picked instead.
If it were Ulle vs. Armstrong I would also... Armstrong usually rode better.

I'd drop one of the other choices and take Ulle AND Armstrong however.
 
Klodifan said:
cmon, kloden? of all the other riders to pick from he has never been mentioned in any scandal, unlike the other guys you singled out. youre convicting him based on association alone.

my pick: armstrong would have to go down as the best doper of all time
No, I picked him for more than just 'association'. Anybody who leaves a team like t-mobile, where he was a shoe in for '#1' absolute leader, to go play joint fiddle with a new team of long suspected riders, while at the same time your old team goes on the warpath against doping, sets off a big red flag in my book.

Like I said in my original post, anybody who thinks he is clean is blind. To ride like he did with a broken tailbone in this tour...well, sounds alot like some other riders...vino, tyler?
 
Klodifan said:
cmon, kloden? of all the other riders to pick from he has never been mentioned in any scandal, unlike the other guys you singled out.
That's why he's so good.

Okay, I didn't realize we were picking entire teams.

I'm going to roll with 2001 USP team: LA, Landis, Hamilton, Andreau, Vaughters... They proved they could work as a team. I think you get Vino and Ulrich on the same team and throw in Mayo, Greg Lemond and EM, you'll have a clash of egos.

Nope, USP. Tried and true.
 
plectrum said:
Hi guys,

Who would you pick in your all time drug fuelled best team.

The members of this team have to be 100% proven junkies!

I'll start with mountain climber Richard Virenque

What ? For Cycling or other sports as well.:D
 
Hey, I vote Tony Montana as Directeur Sportif.


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If we're going for an All Star team - a sort of late 90's NY Rangers of cycling, here we go...

Armstrong
Riis
Ullrich
Basso
Virenque
Rasmussen
Vino
Zabel
Heras

I'm not sure how good team chemistry would be (no pun intended).
 
Pfizer would be the sponsor and Viagra would be the payment for the sprinters who went too early.
 
drm said:
Armstrong
Riis
Ullrich
Basso
Virenque
Rasmussen
Vino
Zabel
Heras
Excellent list.

But I'd pull one of them (probably Ras... you don't need both him and Tricky ****) and add Axel's dad. If for nothing else then to see LA carrying water bottles. :)
 
ds - saiz (hands down)
assistant ds - bruyneel
soingnuer - ***** voet (oh hell yeah!)

gc- pharmstrong

lieutenant- delgado (thats a throwback. he was a great domestique for indurain. put him on some modern day juice and the ****er would fly)

sprints- zabel (cipo was never caught, but he would get the nod if he was)

mountains- heras, pantani

utility- landis

ttt- zulle

stages- vino

laslty, someone like sean yates would be ideal. any ideas on a guilty juicer with characteristics similar to the animal? id need a juicer who could reel in a break, take long ass pulls and be a good lead out man for zabel.
 

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