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Father Guido Sa
Guest
My children,
It's really quite simple. Now this is addressed to the boys. Girls, I'm sure you have your own
version. Here is Fr. Guido's tested and true method for peeing on the bike.
1) Maintain constant speed on the bike. Look for a flat section of the road.
2) Gently lift your buttocks off the saddle to ease the pressure on the perineum area. Sitting on
the saddle tends to damper the ability to pee. Just come up far enough to take the pressure off.
3) Pee.
4) The wind will blow it straight back. Some will get on your legs, shoes, cranks, cassette. Don't
worry about it.
5) Gently sit back on the saddle.
6) Get your waterbottle and give yourself a good squirt of water in the crotch, legs, and on
the cranks.
After the race, make sure you clean your bike and shoes real good. You see, I was young once and
could ride like the devil. Now I'm just an old priest.
Did this serious post garner me any salvation votes?
Humbly submitted,
Fr. Guido
It's really quite simple. Now this is addressed to the boys. Girls, I'm sure you have your own
version. Here is Fr. Guido's tested and true method for peeing on the bike.
1) Maintain constant speed on the bike. Look for a flat section of the road.
2) Gently lift your buttocks off the saddle to ease the pressure on the perineum area. Sitting on
the saddle tends to damper the ability to pee. Just come up far enough to take the pressure off.
3) Pee.
4) The wind will blow it straight back. Some will get on your legs, shoes, cranks, cassette. Don't
worry about it.
5) Gently sit back on the saddle.
6) Get your waterbottle and give yourself a good squirt of water in the crotch, legs, and on
the cranks.
After the race, make sure you clean your bike and shoes real good. You see, I was young once and
could ride like the devil. Now I'm just an old priest.
Did this serious post garner me any salvation votes?
Humbly submitted,
Fr. Guido