The tedious education of little Timmy Lamkin.
1) There is no Easter Bunny
2) No Santa Clause or Tooth Fairy either
3) Iraq sits on oil reserves of $10 Trillion US--at wholesale market prices
4) The media is comprised of only six global firms
5) Commercial advertsing revenue drives media coverage themes and cover-ups
6) Johan Museeuw is a confessed drug cheat
7) Frankie Andreu is an EPO drug cheat. That cancels out 1999-2001 Armstrong's TDF victories as doped and dirty.
8) David Millar is a confessed drug cheat.
9) Alex Zulle is a confessed drug cheat
10) Richard Virenque is a sworn drug cheat
11) Frank Vandenbrouke is a sworn drug cheat
12) Stephen Swartz is a confessed drug cheat
13) Michele Ferrari, MD is a Lance Armstrong convicted drug cheat.
14) Filippo Simeoni is a sworn drug cheat
15) Tyler Hamilton is a convicted drug cheat
16) Benoit Joachim is a convicted drug cheat
17) Roberto Heras is a convicted drug cheat
18) Team Discovery is a dirty team. Ivan Basso is damaged goods.
19) Eddie Merkx was drug busted three times
20) Jaques Anquetil was drug busted seven times
21) Michele Pollentier was the only leader to be DQed from a TDF for doping. 1978---and thus handed the victory to Bernard Hinault in second place.
22) The EPO-Tour of Amgen did no drug testing!
Now some more reading for Timmy!
http://www.ergogenics.org/donati.html
http://www.casewatch.org/doj/shortt/indictment.shtml
http://www.sfgate.com/balco/
http://www.thinkmuscle.com/articles/hoberman/tour.htm
Good luck with reality!