The End is Near



DOC69

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A priest and a pastor from the local churches are standing by the side of the road pounding a sign into the ground, that reads, "The End Is Near ! Turn yourself around NOW --- Before It's Too Late !"

As a car sped past them the driver yelled, "Leave us alone, you bible-thumping, religious freaks!"

From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash. The pastor turns to the priest and asks, "Do you think the sign should just say BRIDGE OUT" ?