I've already hypothesized that fabrizio isn't really Italian, since he doesn't seem to answer any of the Italian barbs I've slung his way. (How could he resist the one where I asked him if he had something inadequate between his legs? I was talking about his bike, of course.) Anyway, I ran some google searches on his name, and came up with some interesting results. 1) There were NO references to anyone of his name in any race results anywhere. (This is proof that the name doesn't go with a racer, as even the most amateurish racers come up in race results via google searches.) 2) There are several funny references to Il Signore Fabrizio in odd places. One comes from the Evanston Bike Club, in describing a club ride, where Fabrizio is synonymous with Phred. (See the dictionary of mountain bike slang if you don't know what that means. It ain't good.) In summary, Fabrizio is obviously someone's fun internet hoax. We aren't the only group he enjoys tweaking. I say we take up a collection and award the pot to the first person who can sleuth up Fabrizio's real identity. Is he a comic book guy? Does he even have a bike? Maybe it's Captain Bike's alter ego? Lance Armstrong's stress outlet?