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Steve
Guest
Michael Moore Fact # 1: George W. Bush knew a guy, who
knew a guy, who stood next to a guy on an elevator, who
happened to be the husband of a girl whose cousin was
dating this really, really fat man, who worked with a guy
who was related to (hold your breath for this one) Osama
BIN LADEN!!!!!!!!!!! At this point in the film Michael
Moore interviews a few democrats who say Bush is a bad
stupid man who has some curious links to the Bin Laden
family, plays music that probably got rejected from
Unsolved Mysteries, and shows Bush and his father shaking
the hands of Saudi Arabians.
Michael Moore Fact # 2: Americans supported the war with
Iraq because we are trained dogs. Now you have to really
focus on this part of the film to absorb it all. We as
Americans are manipulated by the media with the orange
alerts, terrorist threats, and cavity searches that we just
went along blindly with after 9/11. After all there is no
real terrorist threat. The media created it because they are
manipulated by the Bush Administration. Apparently, even
though the president is a buffoon, he is capable of
controlling the media, who are controlling you. So who's
pulling the President's strings you ask? (I know that was my
obvious question.) The President is under the authority of
(hold your breath again) the Saudi Arabians, Big Oil, Big
Tobacco, Enron, the Rich Republicans, his Daddy, and Osama
BIN LADEN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Michael Moore Fact # 3: Until we went there and disrupted
the peace Baghdad was the happiest place in the world. It
looked like a scene out of Mary Poppins. There were kids
flying kites, playing in playgrounds, teenagers shopping at
the Gap - well, it was all happiness and puppies. That whole
third world country thing was just propaganda. What about
the whole Saddam Hussein oppressive dictatorship you ask?
Horse Puckey! Everything was just dandy until we went there
and destroyed the peace in Iraq.
Michael Moore Fact #4: Our soldiers are dumb rednecks who
like to play rock music while they kill innocent civilians.
However, they were in turn preyed upon by Nazi Military
recruiters who force these poor minorities - mainly from
Flint, Michigan - to join up. After being forced into the
military, then being forced to actually go fight in a war,
these poor innocents are misled by our Government's
immorality and that's why they molest prisoners.
Now if you still can't resist the urge to waste your money,
you can learn more interesting Michael Moore facts like: 1)
there are no cops in Oregon,
2) black people's votes don't count in Florida, and 3)
protestors are the only people who aren't blind sheep
in this country. Oh, and at the end of the movie
expect a standing ovation from a group of people who
don't see the movie as a presentation of Michael
Moore's skewed, pessimistic view of America - they
just see it as Amerika.
http://www.mensnewsdaily.com/archive/k/k-misc/king062704.htm
knew a guy, who stood next to a guy on an elevator, who
happened to be the husband of a girl whose cousin was
dating this really, really fat man, who worked with a guy
who was related to (hold your breath for this one) Osama
BIN LADEN!!!!!!!!!!! At this point in the film Michael
Moore interviews a few democrats who say Bush is a bad
stupid man who has some curious links to the Bin Laden
family, plays music that probably got rejected from
Unsolved Mysteries, and shows Bush and his father shaking
the hands of Saudi Arabians.
Michael Moore Fact # 2: Americans supported the war with
Iraq because we are trained dogs. Now you have to really
focus on this part of the film to absorb it all. We as
Americans are manipulated by the media with the orange
alerts, terrorist threats, and cavity searches that we just
went along blindly with after 9/11. After all there is no
real terrorist threat. The media created it because they are
manipulated by the Bush Administration. Apparently, even
though the president is a buffoon, he is capable of
controlling the media, who are controlling you. So who's
pulling the President's strings you ask? (I know that was my
obvious question.) The President is under the authority of
(hold your breath again) the Saudi Arabians, Big Oil, Big
Tobacco, Enron, the Rich Republicans, his Daddy, and Osama
BIN LADEN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Michael Moore Fact # 3: Until we went there and disrupted
the peace Baghdad was the happiest place in the world. It
looked like a scene out of Mary Poppins. There were kids
flying kites, playing in playgrounds, teenagers shopping at
the Gap - well, it was all happiness and puppies. That whole
third world country thing was just propaganda. What about
the whole Saddam Hussein oppressive dictatorship you ask?
Horse Puckey! Everything was just dandy until we went there
and destroyed the peace in Iraq.
Michael Moore Fact #4: Our soldiers are dumb rednecks who
like to play rock music while they kill innocent civilians.
However, they were in turn preyed upon by Nazi Military
recruiters who force these poor minorities - mainly from
Flint, Michigan - to join up. After being forced into the
military, then being forced to actually go fight in a war,
these poor innocents are misled by our Government's
immorality and that's why they molest prisoners.
Now if you still can't resist the urge to waste your money,
you can learn more interesting Michael Moore facts like: 1)
there are no cops in Oregon,
2) black people's votes don't count in Florida, and 3)
protestors are the only people who aren't blind sheep
in this country. Oh, and at the end of the movie
expect a standing ovation from a group of people who
don't see the movie as a presentation of Michael
Moore's skewed, pessimistic view of America - they
just see it as Amerika.
http://www.mensnewsdaily.com/archive/k/k-misc/king062704.htm
