The fastest stock bike in the world. Get yours now!!!

[swamprun]

On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 07:35:03 +0000, Johnny NoCom wrote:
> Jeff,
>
> As stated elsewhere, we have nothing to prove. Anyone with the slightest
> inkling of knowledge regarding bike design can clearly see the advantages
> the NoCom possesses.
>
> Having this bike win many races would be a unnecessary endeavor. The
> current crop of lucky owners have glowing reports for this wundersled.
> What others fail to see or not understand will be their loss.

There have also been reports of extremely poor turning radius, marginal
improvements in speed compared to other recumbent bikes, and even a
nocom getting blown away in an impromptu race.

Another thing you FAIL to mention. This bike is expensive !!! What
is the total cost for a fully decked out nocom ? Something like
$7000 !!!

 

[Jon Meinecke]

"Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...

So is this "Rich" posting as "Johnny" or vice versa?

> Your investigative efforts and questions are unsubstantiated

Minimal effort, rhetorical questions, substantial evidence.

> as the data indicates differing IP addresses as you admit.

IP addresses often are assigned dynamically (DHCP) from a
pool (check the whois information for the ranges assigned to
SBC). That fact notwithstanding, "NNTP-Posting-Host:
68.251.65.88" is common to "Rich" and "Johnny".

> Johnny NoCom is a unique identity.

MPD/DID?

> What's this assertion regarding monkeys anyhow?

Listening to Monkey Chant is better than monkey rant!

Sorry I don't have time to find better and more complete
examples than these:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/clipserve/B000005IZB001010/0/002-2155536-5452812
http://www.sternsmusic.com/playlist.php?tp=ra&song=55015
http://www.sternsmusic.com/playlist.php?tp=mp3&song=55015

Very few recumbent bikes in Bali, I expect. How does CF
hold up to NaCl? Better than AL or FE?

Jon Meinecke

 

[Johnny NoCom]

swamprun wrote:

> On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 07:35:03 +0000, Johnny NoCom wrote:
> > Jeff,
> >
> > As stated elsewhere, we have nothing to prove. Anyone with the slightest
> > inkling of knowledge regarding bike design can clearly see the advantages
> > the NoCom possesses.
> >
> > Having this bike win many races would be a unnecessary endeavor. The
> > current crop of lucky owners have glowing reports for this wundersled.
> > What others fail to see or not understand will be their loss.
>
> There have also been reports of extremely poor turning radius, marginal
> improvements in speed compared to other recumbent bikes, and even a
> nocom getting blown away in an impromptu race.
>
> Another thing you FAIL to mention. This bike is expensive !!! What
> is the total cost for a fully decked out nocom ? Something like
> $7000 !!!

As the hundreds of rear wheel drive lowracer riders with chains alongside the
front tire can be handled easily for the experienced, NO ONE expects
Swampy to understand this evolved skill.

Expensive is all relative, good to see you label it as such. No skin off
me, you are NOT a candidate for the ownership of THE FASTEST BIKE
IN THE UNIVERSE BAR NONE!

Holiday Cheers,

Johnny [email protected]

 

[Joao de Souza]

Johnny NoCom wrote:
>
> There must be thousands of users running Netscape 4.76 as a browser and on
> older Macs. And not to mention Prodigy/SBC DSL in Chicago has numerous
> subscribers. Johnny NoCom is a unique identity. There is only ONE of me!
> And have you even considered sock puppets attempting to impersonate ME?

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[Johnny NoCom]

Zoot Katz wrote:

> Wed, 15 Dec 2004 13:18:44 GMT, <[email protected]>,
> Rich Long wrote:
>
> >You will never be able to build anything as fast as the NoCom which is
> >the fastest stock bike in the known universe.
> >
> Uphill?

UPHILL, DOWNHILL, FLATS, ROLLERS, EVERYWHERE ON the ROAD,
NO COM IS THE FASTEST IN THE UNIVERSE.

Holiday Cheers,

Johnny [email protected]

 

[BikingBill]

Johnny be Goof wrote:

>As stated elsewhere, we have nothing to prove. Anyone with the
slightest
>inkling of knowledge regarding bike design can clearly see the
advantages
>the NoCom possesses.

>Having this bike win many races would be a unnecessary endeavor. The
>current crop of lucky owners have glowing reports for this wundersled.
>What others fail to see or not understand will be their loss.

Chicken. Bawk Bawk Bawk...

Racing. YOU CAN'T HANDLE RACING boyo ....

Proof positive that you're not willing compare the bike to a M5 Carbon,
Optima Baron or other proven fast machines.
If it's not raced, it's BS.

BikingBill

d/n/t

 

[Mark Leuck]

"Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Jeff,
>
> As stated elsewhere, we have nothing to prove. Anyone with the slightest
> inkling of knowledge regarding bike design can clearly see the advantages
> the NoCom possesses.
>
> Having this bike win many races would be a unnecessary endeavor. The
> current crop of lucky owners have glowing reports for this wundersled.
> What others fail to see or not understand will be their loss.
>
> Holiday cheers,
>
> Johnny [email protected]

That or they are afraid to race which is what it sounds like

 

[The Pretzel]

Same idiot, different name.
Add to KILL file list.
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"Rich Long" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Tom,
>
> You ass hatchet lovers just don't get it, results all over the web point
> out 30 to mid 30 mph speeds in crits for unfaired stock bents. Results
> you Preparation H covered morons NEVER achieve except downhill
> coasting.....
>
> Holiday Cheers,
>
> Johnny [email protected]
>
> Tom wrote:
>
> > Colnago wrote:
> > > Thanks so much for sharing, Johnny.
> > >
> > > "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
> > > news:[email protected]...
> > > > Here is the fastest stock bike in the known universe
> > > >
> > > > http://www.wisil.recumbents.com/wisil/misc/nocom.htm
> > > >
> > > > Time for all you intelligent riders to order one just in time for
> > the
> > > > holiday season.
> > > >
> > > > There is nothing better than flying down the road on a splitter
> > bike and
> > > > passing everything in sight including those old school slowracer
> > > > antiques and upwrong ass hatchets with slither's of leather up
> > their ass
> > > > .
> > > >
> > > > Holiday Cheers,
> > > > Johnny [email protected]
> > > >
> > > >
> >
> > Umm, recumbents suck. End of story. And you can't race them anyway.
> > Tom
>

 

[The Pretzel]

"Benjamin Lewis" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> jobst brandt wrote:
>
> > Bill Sornson writes:
> >
> >>> Here is the fastest stock bike in the known universe
> >
> > http://www.wisil.recumbents.com/wisil/misc/nocom.htm
> >
> >> Take it to rec.sortacycles.abominations where it belongs.
> >
> > You may also have noticed that the chain of this freak is so close to
> > the front wheel that the wheel can't steer. It's about as close as
> > the chain is to the rear wheel on a conventional bicycle.
> >
> > An artist's (mis)conception no less.
>
> I find this difficult to tell from the available photographs. This image
> gives the best view of the front wheel and chain:
>
> http://www.wisil.recumbents.com/wisil/misc/nocom/recessed_steerer_tube.jpg
>
>
> It's hard to tell on this side view, but it looks like the gap between
> chain and wheel is a couple of inches, and that coupled with the smaller
> diameter wheel makes it look to me like this would only be an issue for low
> speed turns. It appears that it was designed for high speeds, rather than
> versatility.
Zip-ties are a nice touch....
> --
> Benjamin Lewis
>
> Seeing is deceiving. It's eating that's believing.
> -- James Thurber

 

[The Pretzel]

"Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
>
> Mark Leuck wrote:
>
> > "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
> > news:[email protected]...
> > > Jobst,
> > >
> > > What do you know about the chain on the worlds fastest stock bike. You
> > > do not own or ride one. You have one of those slow ass hatchet
> > > hemorrhoid, stick up the ass conventional bicycle things.
> > >
> > > No artist conception. Its the real deal and faster than any UCI ****
> > >
> > > http://www.wisil.recumbents.com/wisil/misc/nocom.htm
> > >
> > > The only thing "conventional" is your brain Jobst. You're in serious
> > > need of an overhaul. Spend some time off your "love post" and get with
> > > the program. Parke Davis and Co. must love you. Preparation H is on
> > > sale at overstock.com.
> > >
> > > Holiday Cheers,
> > > Johnny NoCom
> >
> > I bet you wish you had one too
>
> Now what would that be? Jobst's antiquated noggin or perhaps his obscession
> perched atop a Prep H lubed seat post crammed up the ass.
>
> I prefer neither as I'll just pedal away passing all them upwrong
> numbnuts.....
>
> Hey, that's another issue of concern. You nosebleeders been taking your
> Viagra?
>
> Holiday cheers,
>
> Johnny [email protected]

Obesity may be the number one cause of impotence actually. For the guy OR on the
chick...
Here are some potential "NoCom" test riders...!
http://www.ihpva.org/incoming/BattleMountain/bm036041.jpg
http://www.ihpva.org/incoming/BattleMountain/bm036095.jpg
http://www.ihpva.org/incoming/BattleMountain/bm036111.jpg