The haka

[eric_the_red]

Two Kiwis were doing the Haka and somewhere in space, aliens were watching this unusual dance.

"Kamate, kamate, ka-ora, ka-ora......"

The aliens were very interested in this primitive
rhythmic tribal ritual and they wanted to see what
would happen if they neutralised parts of their brains
away without them even knowing. So they sent a beam
down that hit the Kiwi's heads and neutralised a small part
of their brains. The Aliens then sat back to see what
would happen.

"Ka-mate, ka-mate, ka-ora, ka-ora......."

The Aliens were amazed. The Kiwis could still
function with less than a full brain. So they
decided to send the beam down and neutralise another
bigger part of their brains . The Aliens watched intently.

"Ka-mate, ka-mate, ka-ora, ka-ora......"

"WHAT!!!" the Aliens said to each other, "even
with half the brain neutralised, these Kiwis can
still function. Let's see what happens if we
neutralise the rest of it!"

So, with a push of a button the Aliens sent the beam
down and neutralised the final parts of the Kiwi's
brains . "Surely they won't be able to co-ordinate now!"

And sure enough, as the Aliens watched on, the blokes
with no brains and no knowledge of anything at all
sang two songs ,

"SWING LOW, SWEET CHARIOT..."

"WALTZING MATILDA, WALTZING MATILA..."