The Harmonica Trial

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Guest, May 14, 2002.

  1. Guest

    Guest Guest

    A newly married sailor was informed by the Navy that he was going
    to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the
    Pacific for a year. A few weeks after he got there he began to
    miss his new wife, so he wrote her a letter.

    "My love," he wrote "we are going to be apart for a very long
    time. Already I'm starting to miss you and there's really not
    much to do here in the evenings. Besides that we're constantly
    surrounded by young attractive native girls. Do you think if I
    had a hobby of some kind I would not be tempted? "

    So his wife sent him back a harmonica saying, "why don't you
    learn to play this?"

    Eventually his tour of duty came to an end and he rushed back to
    his wife. "Darling" he said, "I can't wait to get you into bed so
    that we make passionate love!"

    She kissed him and said, "First let's see you play that


  2. Guest

    Guest Guest

    HAHA thats damn funny ;D
  3. JSWin

    JSWin Member

    Jul 13, 2015
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    LOL! Ok that's funny. She's a sly one.